never lose hope.

[apollohour]

spin the wheel for a genre!

You are now the main character of this genre, how are you managing?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE AAAAAAAAAA

I was made for this role, I am the optimal main character and I am flawless

I'll try my best, make some stumbles but I'll get to a satisfying finish

I am a lucky bastard and will somehow succeed in a genre-defying way

I'm trying my hardest but what the fuck

This is not the genre for me man, I was made for greatness but what is this

I will grit my way through it, desperately trying to subvert every trope

I end up just, killing a bunch of people, I don't think I'm the mc anymore

I immediately give up and just let the dirt consume me

INSTANTLY DEAD, WHAT THE FUCK OP

My interpretation of this prompt is too complex for this small-minded poll

Results/I simply do not

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2025

[kiryuing]

[irisensata]

[tupacabra]

*in a masc way* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ex-riddlecats]

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

[ex-riddlecats]

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping

[teaboot]

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

[teaboot]

Imagine if a swamp could telepathically communicate a desire for Chicago style deep dish and then just. Have it

[teaboot]

No wonder my stomach hates me, the fish are confused as fuck

[beaxmice]

dirk strider sketches? yes? aight

[chunkysoup22]

me me and me

[moonpaw]

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

[moonpaw]

[pupbeat]

;-)

[indigonite]

I am very happy to announce that you cannot get rid of me that easily.

[theonlycaliroll]

bring dirk back 2 me....

[nebuletteart]

The instant I saw the update I blacked out and next thing I knew I has this drawn

[venomoushat]

New improvised weapon for yall

[heartsplinter]

@turing-tested

[penicillium-pusher]

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

[lyricsandpapers]

yea sure i’ll have some

[penicillium-pusher]

hoohoo ok here you go!

please enjoy ohoho…

ahehehehe here’s your T!! hoohoo gotcha! Happy pride month!!

[ultimatedirk]

i was given a golden opportunity by a friend to create this and i took it

[redinthesea]

My piece for the @orange-guillotine-zine! 

You know those cheesy baity facebook riddle posts that are like “how many triangles are there in this image? 90% of people get it wrong!!1!”? This is like that but with Dirks, one of whom is literally triangles. Start counting.

[bim0ngsam0ng]

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