Adventures Await

"I am a collection of good intentions stuffed into a cursed jar." - V. Craig

[thedrunkenminstrel]

Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Are you fucking kidding me?  You know how this would actually go?

Commissioner Gordon: *slaps roof* You know how much overtime I don’t have to pay on account of this bad boy?

Internal Affairs Investigator: Yeah, but still–

Commissioner Gordon: I just turn it on, and instead of paying a whole precinct time-and-a-half to never see their families, a guy dressed as a bat punches whoever we’re looking for a bunch of times and dumps them in the parking lot.

Internal Affairs Investigator: That’s not–

Commissioner Gordon: Sometimes I fire it up just to see who we get.  It’s like having a cat that brings you guys with twenty warrants out for their arrest instead of dead birds.

Internal Affairs Investigator: Okay, but you can’t tell people that.  Like, we can’t say it out loud.

Commissioner Gordon: So I shouldn’t have told the FBI they could borrow it if they ever feel like clearing their most-wanted list?

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[whiteboyofficial]

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

[whiteboyofficial]

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

[criteria-deactivated20190528]

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[pa-pa-paya]

Soot sprite doodles!

[sweetoothgirl]

red velvet french toast

[tarynel]

A lot of women lower their standards to seem like the cool girl. They don’t wanna come off as a bitch or a gold digger when in reality all they want is effort. That may work for you in the first stages of the relationship but I guarantee you will be pissed a few years in. When he puts 0 effort into doing nice things or actually leaving the house. Don’t set yourself up for failure like that. Be firm in what you want.

[hawaiian-monk-selkie]

[hbstarlord-deactivated20160425]

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

[clarknokent]

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

[darkmelaningirls-deactivated202]

How cute is this 😊😇

[candiikismet]

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

[n0kiv]

Who are we cancelling today?

[yoncehaunted]

[igglooaustralia]

Mood

[sixpenceee]

Plasma in a syringe. The small amount of air already in the syringe is what becomes the plasma when supplied with energy via electric current and provided with a sufficiently low pressure environment. Said by Naf5000 in this thread. More science posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/science

[theartofanimation]

Pascal Campion  -   https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/3000moments/3000-moments  -  http://pascalcampion.blogspot.com.es/  -  http://pascalcampion.tumblr.com http://pascalcampion.deviantart.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/pascalcampionart  -  https://twitter.com/pascalcampion  -  https://www.behance.net/pascalcampion

[pocmemes]

having siblings be like

[vitaldad]

Honestly, I feel like that episode of “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood” where he shows how crayons are made is one of the most calming memories from my childhood.