red squirrel in the morning

These violent delights have violent ends

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

[mattawhiteley]

#Flintstones #meme

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

#Flintstones #meme

[knowyournewmeme]

Ya Ba do!

[yonomna-deactivated20170207]

Not what he says

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

Ya Ba do!

[grim-grimmsnarl]

You may not like Ed Sheeran but he’s right about one thing 

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

[arirna]

[lilshit-00]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lunnefisk]

drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?

[crookedempathwombatdonut]

Michell is 29 Yеаrs & Wаnt t0 Fuск HERE

[lunnefisk]

michell the horn of jurgen windcaller isnt here we have to stay focused

[everythingfox]

Weeeee

(via)

[somecutething]

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

[obscure-tv-reference]

el gato mas gordo 

[littlereyofsunlight]

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

[teathattast]

Motherfucker ultimate

[that-twink-over-there]

It's Fat Fred Friday

[wanderer-chronicles]

Absolute unit

[thatwasuzi]

Fat Fred Friday

[morrak]

Excavated Atikaki roll #1, from a digital camera that went in the drink about two minutes after the third picture.

[theocseason4]

[aweirdlatina]

[damienstarry0w0]

[transmantraut-deactivated202111]

[official-kircheis]

*repeating in front of the mirror in the morning*

I am the guy. I am capable of being the guy. He has a guy, and it’s me. I am the guy.

[guooey]

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

[official-kircheis]

Tony Meowprano

Vito Clawleone

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

so I’m opening a new hospital and I think I’m going to buy some of these window clings to decorate the glass in the children’s ward with:

[bojanus]

So vibrant! Red is associated with vitality, so I think sick children will feel energized when they see this ^_^

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

My thoughts exactly! The bright red means energy, willpower, strength, and determination, so kids going in for life-saving surgeries will see these and be reassured that they’re going to be okay. :)

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

color theory is amazing :)

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[officialqueer]

I’ve been doing this for my dad’s birthday the last few years.

It’ll get old one day, but today is not that day.

[bellasauruss]

IM GOING TO LOOSE IT ALL OF THESE ARE GOLD AND SHOULD BE HUNG UP IN A SPECIAL PLACE

[heehoopusswagon]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]