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Dude this is worse AI than Will Smith eating spaghetti. Be better.

#AI bullshit #avert ye gaze #Motherfucker looking like a Kayne song #all of the lights #Is this supposed to be a riff of a bugatti #the bullshit logo looks close but the grille is all wrong for a Type 101 #and again #all the fucking lights #the trees look horrendous #and whats with the fuckin artifacts on the windshield wipers #also the road is way too smooth to be aphalt #and also somehow reflecting the headlight beams #and none of the 48 headlights are even on #fuck you

thethirdromana

Rhapsody in Blue premiered a hundred years ago today!

I got in the car to drive home from work as literally the very first note played on the radio, and it was sublime.

If I ever stop feeling something when Rhapsody in Blue plays, just shoot me. Aim for my head.

#george gershwin #rhapsody in blue

joosh-the-only

The Blood Meridian or The Evening Redness in the West - Cormac McCarthy

theonion

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham

redavexat

dogpuppy

thatwasuzi

#i know its tunak tunak tun

unspeakablearchives

cheaphalloweencostume

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

secreteggplantbaby

cheaphalloweencostume

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

basedhighsenberg

For those who grill using charcoal- do you grill directly over the charcoal or off to the side?

I've seen some people talk about this recently but apparently a lot of people do not grill directly over the charcoal for... reasons

How Do You grill?

Over The Charcoal

Off To The Side

I Don't Grill (Gay & Spiritually European)

I Use Propane (Spiritually Hank Hill)

Voting ended onJul 5

thatwasuzi

Depends on application but for your typical kettle style grill like a Weber, its usually off to the side. Even chicken wings, cooked hot and fast with a vortex thing, the charcoal goes in the middle in the vortex and the wings on the outside ringed around it.

Thicker steaks you want to reverse sear, cook over indirect heat until just shy of target temp then blast the sides with heat over the coals, flipping often until crust forms.

Thinner steaks you want to cook at hotter temps, so a skirt steak you can just go right over the coals and flip often.

Smoking is more or less all done indirect to draw smoke over the food.

redhotpussyliqours

cleveland fucking rules dude

thatwasuzi

Holy shit, I know exactly where this is. I've delivered to that Sheetz, the GMC dealer across the street, and the Greek grocery store in that plaza.

ironnestgame

High Command Confirms:

IRON NEST Deploys August 6, 2026.

Version 1.0 has been authorized.

This is NOT a drill.

anarchomikeism

youthlessdrugs

quietwingsinthesky

friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so

Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)

Yes, always

Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money

No, never

I don’t buy things for my friends.

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Voting ended onJun 19

For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

thatwasuzi

Grandpa told me "if you let a guy borrow $20 and never see him again, it was worth it." It took me a long time to understand that wisdom. If they're really hounding you for the cash, just give it to them and learn something about your friend.

I've spent far more than $20 on my good friends and them on me, it's not a tit-for-tat thing. It's "that's my guy, and I can be his brother for a moment," and all we're hoping for is that they have a chance to return the favor someday. There will come a day you slap your buddy on the shoulder for the last time and there is no amount of money to repay that.

great-tweets

We just knew.

awed-frog

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

yougetsomekisses

larkiethings

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures