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I Miss You

As I lie on a cold January night, I can't stop thinking. When will he be back? I can't stop thinking about the way his dick pulsed with the speed of a thousand midgets fighting over one hairy vaginal hole. The way his pubic hair flew in the wind, the way his cock gently rubbed my scrotum, the way we had rough monkey sex at that day care in Arizona, the first time we did it was like magic because Daniel Radcliffe was holding our enema, the way he would take a knife to my dick while wearing blackface and drinking clam juice, when he left I realized. I don't need the suit, or the reactor, because I AM IRON MAN.

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The Love Story

He dragged me down the hallway. Panting as I reach for his flaky chair sized cock, he sat me on the bed, took my ass temperature, then shoved garlic in my dick hole to make sure I wasn’t a creature of the night, then he shoved half an orange in my ear. I’ve never gotten more vitamins in my life. As I stopped to think he shoved a dog dick in my mouth. Then as he takes the shovel out of my ass and I walk on his cock to make it bleed. Then as we made our love final he whispered “You were my first”.

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In 50 years, we'll look at people who are against gay rights with the same disgust we look at people 50 years ago who were against the civil rights movement.

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