#swuglife

[defcon5]

There's something to be said for playing the not reading game. 

[xoxogossipswugs-blog]

On bad nights out...

On returning from a shit night out with friends:

"Uuuggghh what a fucking shitty night... I'm gonna go curl up and slit my wrists with a good book."

"Okaaaay..."

"Yeah sorry... I gotta come up with less melodramatic analogies for my sorry existence."

[xoxogossipswugs-blog]

On Sloppy Skills...

"You know when you're mopping a floor? And you're lazy so you stand in the middle of the room and flail the mop about by the end of the handle really quickly into the corners? That's what his tongue did. I felt 13."

[somesundryequipment]

[eb-n-flo]

apparently there is a google doc with all the local happy hours that is being passed around the senior class for purposes of cheap boozing 

[thatguyyoukindofknow-blog]

[active-cultures]

And with that blog entry submitted for my Directing class...

...I have technically completed all the requirements for my Theatre degree. And after my Ornithology exam tomorrow I will have completed all the requirements for one of my minors.

  I'm getting old, man.

[iminmylatetwentiesbackoff-blog]

When I overhear my friend talking about going to a college party