Hi I'm Jessie.

I hate it here.

[thatsthat24]

The Little Mermaid: Shorter Version 🦀

[vallikesgivinghugs]

Did I need this?

Yes. Yes I did.

[osonotsos]

I LOVE THIS. THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

[silentmoviefoolery]

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[spartanlocke]

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[twitterlols]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[bendlesslove-deactivated2016062]

When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Matcha is a little shit, and he’s also very stupid.

[imsoshive]

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

now you gotta beat your own ass

[dynastylnoire]

Nope. Get a pan that cab tolerate high heat, plunk the meat in it, season it, and throw it in the oven on broil.

[viva-la-johnny-deactivated20210]

👀✍🏾

[dynastylnoire]

It works. I had an ex show me how to do this now I do it all the time. I was skeptical af when he talked about it only because of all the hell i went through as a kid about forgetting to take the meat out.

[killerdesigns]

@dynastylnoire 👀 anything else we need for these instructions??

[dynastylnoire]

Check it every 20 minutes or so. Wear oven mitts. Don’t use Pyrex

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

Get a cast iron pan, season it well, and use it for this. Works incredibly well.

[imsoshive]

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

now you gotta beat your own ass

[dynastylnoire]

Nope. Get a pan that cab tolerate high heat, plunk the meat in it, season it, and throw it in the oven on broil.

[viva-la-johnny-deactivated20210]

👀✍🏾

[dynastylnoire]

It works. I had an ex show me how to do this now I do it all the time. I was skeptical af when he talked about it only because of all the hell i went through as a kid about forgetting to take the meat out.

[killerdesigns]

@dynastylnoire 👀 anything else we need for these instructions??

[dynastylnoire]

Check it every 20 minutes or so. Wear oven mitts. Don’t use Pyrex

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

Get a cast iron pan, season it well, and use it for this. Works incredibly well.

[miggylol]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

[friendlyneighborhoodpixie]

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

[beaft]

you are like a little baby. watch this.

[kittenfossils]

[d0nn0]

Snapchat: michhaaeell

[neo-zeon]

HIS HAIR?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS GEAR??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS JEWELRY???

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

ME?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[bellygangstaboo]

White, Native American, German, Swedish, ¾ Black, and ¼ Columbian at the same time .. Girl you must be exhausted..

[moniquely]

THE FLAGRANCY.

[not-malik]

The caucasity of it all.

[disasterrology-deactivated20200]

@dirtbvgxpapi

[toshio]

[nzuri-black]

Honestly my mom just said this shit and I’m going to repeat it in hopes it’ll save some lifes

If you are black and you are driving and the cops put on their sirens to pull you over and you’re in a secluded area DO NOT PULL OVER! Take out your phone and call 911 and tell them what is going on, that you are black and you’re terrified of pulling over your car with no witnesses around. Tell the 911 operator you are pulling over to the nearest gas station. (Gas stations have cameras / Keep that 911 operator on the line at all times DO NOT HANG UP)

The rest is up to prayer honestly.