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bisexual culture is being attracted to all the peaky boys, and the three girls
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Oh lawd I think I accidentally reported spam on something I didn't wanna report spam on, I DIDN'T MEAN TO, FUCK
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why you should watch Peaky Blinders
reason #1: hot guys AND girls!! what more could u want?!
reason #2: CILLIAN MURPHY IS THE MAIN CHARACTER!!! what a man!
reason #3: Finn Cole as my daddy Michael Gray đ€€
reason #4: Sophie Rundle as Ada Shelby! wow i knew i was bisexual for a reason!
reason #5: Helen McCrory,,,just Helen McCrory
reason #6: ESME!!!! â€ïžđđđâŁïžđđđđđđđđđđâ€ïžđ§ĄđđđâŁïžđđ€đđđđ
reason #7: âdo this, John. DO that, John. kiLL yOuR fUcKiNG tEaChEr jOhN!1!1!1!!1â
reason #8: ISAIAH JESUS!!!
reason #9: the walkâąïž
reason #10: the Look tommy gave may when she asked for a mixer in her drink
reason #11: FINN!!! MY LIL CUTIE!!! PROTECT HIM!!!
reason #12: âBY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FOOKING BLINDERS!!!â
reason #13: TOM MOTHERFUCKING HARDY AS A JEWISH GANGSTER!!!! WHAT!!!!
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Right now, Iâm sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Hereâs some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter:
âYou must include a cover letterâ does not mean âwrite a single line about why you want this positionâ. If you canât be bothered to write at least one actual paragraphs about why you want this job, I canât be bothered to read your CV.
Donât bother including a list of your interests if all you can think of is âsocialising with friendsâ and âlistening to musicâ. Everyone likes those things. Unless you can explain why the stuff you do enriches you as a person and a candidate (e.g. playing an instrument or a sport shows dedication and discipline) then I honestly donât care how you spend your time. I wonât be looking at your CV thinking âhuh, they havenât included their interests, they must have noneâ, Iâm just looking for what you have included.
Even if you apply online, I can see the filename you used for your CV. Filenames that donât include YOUR name are annoying. Filenames like âCV - mediaâ tell me that youâve got several CVs you send off depending on the kind of job advertised and that you probably didnât tailor it for this position. â[Full name] CVâ is best.
USE. A. PDF. All the meta information, including how long you worked on it, when you created it, times, etc, is right there in a Word doc. PDFs are far more professional looking and clean and mean that I canât make any (unconscious or not) decisions about you based on information about the file.
I donât care what the duties in your previous unrelated jobs were unless you can tell me why theyâre useful to this job. If you worked in a shop, and youâre applying for an office job which involves talking to lots of people, donât give me a list of stuff you did, write a sentence about how much you enjoyed working in a team to help everyone you interacted with and did your best to make them leave the shop with a smile. I want to know what makes you happy in a job, because I want you to be happy within the job Iâm advertising.
Does the application pack say who youâll be reporting to? Can you find their name on the company website? Address your application to them. Itâs super easy and shows that you give enough of a shit to google something. 95% of people donât do this.
Tell me who you are. Tell me what makes you want to get up in the morning and go to work and feel fulfilled. Tell me what youâre looking for, not just what you think Iâm looking for.
I will skim your CV. If you have a bunch of bullet points, make every one of them count. Make the first one the best one. If itâs not interesting to you, itâs probably not interesting to me. Iâm overworked and tired. Make my job easy.
âI work well in a team or individuallyâ okay cool, you and everyone else. If the job means youâll be part of a big team, talk about how much you love teamwork and how collaborating with people is the best way to solve problems. If the job requires lots of independence, talk about how you are great at taking direction and running with it, and how you have the confidence to follow your own ideas and seek out the insight of others when necessary. I am profoundly uninterested in cookie-cutter statements. I want to know how you actually work, not how a teacher once told you you should work.
For an entry-level role, tell me how youâre looking forward to growing and developing and learning as much as you can. I will hire genuine enthusiasm and drive over cherry-picked skills any day. You can teach someone to use Excel, but you canât teach someone to give a shit. It makes a real difference.
This is my advice for small, independent orgs like charities, etc. We usually donât go through agencies, and the person reading through the applications is usually the person who will manage you, so it helps if you can give them a real sense of who you are and how youâll grab hold of that entry level position and give it all youâve got. This stuff might not apply to big companies with actual HR departments - itâs up to you to figure out the culture and what theyâre looking for and mirror it. Do they use buzzwords? Use the same buzzwords! Do they write in a friendly, informal way? Do the same! And remember, 95% of job hunting (beyond who you know and flat-out nepotism, ugh) is luck. If you keep getting rejected, itâs not because you suck. You might just need a different approach, or it might just take the right pair of eyes landing on your CV.
And if you get rejected, itâs worthwhile asking why. Youâve already been rejected, the worst has already happened, thereâs really nothing bad that can come out of you asking them for some constructive feedback (politely, informally, âif it isnât too much troubleâ). Pretty much all of us have been hopeless jobseekers at one point or another. We know itâs shitty and hard and soul-crushing. Friendliness goes a long way. Even if itâs just one line like âyour cover letter wasnât inspiring" at least you know where to start.
And seriously, if you have any friends that do any kind of hiring or have any involvement with that side of things, ask them to look at your CV with a big red pen and brutal honesty. I do this all the time, and the most important thing I do is making it so their CV doesnât read exactly like that of every other person who took the same âhow-to-get-a-jobâ class in school. If your CV has a paragraph that starts with something like âI am a highly motivated and punctual individual whoââ then oh my god I AM ALREADY ASLEEP.
Very good post thanks for this.
Excellent advice for building and submitting job application documents.
This is the first good resume advice post Iâve seen on this site. Much better advice than the âlists of active verbs to useâ and âhere are resume templatesâ. Follow this advice.
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that post was right i wouldnât have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit iâve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because heâs too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandyâs house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. âI was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.â the perfume department on the flying dutchmanâs boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because thatâs how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but itâs actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song âthis grill is not a grillâ. the entire band geeks episode likeâŠthis is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! thereâs so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs iâve had because of him.
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i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
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queer Asian musicians
Hayley Kiyoko - Japanese-American lesbian pop artist. She became a tumblr sensation when her MV âGirls like Girlsâ went viral on tumblr a few years back. She also coined the term twentygayteen and has been dubbed our lesbian jesus! Her first album âExpectationsâ was released earlier this year and its gaaaaay.
Sofya Wang - First generation Chinese-American lesbian pop artist. Her single âBoys Asideâ was released in 2017, and several other singles were released this year. Her career is just kicking off, but I think we have a lot to look forward to!
Rina Sawayama - Japanese-British pansexual pop/contemporary R&B artist. She was born in Niigata, Japan and raised there until age 5. She came out by releasing the single âCherryâ and has said many of her songs are about women!
Thao Nyugen - Vietnamese-American indie/alt singer. She fronted the band Thao & the get down stay down and also collaborated with fellow lesbian artist Mirah to release music under Thao & Mirah. Give âWith a girl like youâ a listen.
Holland - First openly gay K-Pop Idol to debut! Heâs 22 years old and his first song âNeverlandâ was released January 2018. Heâs released a few more singles since and is huge with international fans.
MRSHLL - While Holland is the first openly gay K-Pop Idol, MRSHLL is the first openly gay Korean musician to ever begin his career in Korea. Heâs a R&B artist and just released his first EP this year.
Poppy Ajudha - Queer British-Indian Soul/Jazz/Experimental artist. Her first EP âFEMMEâ was released this year and I can tell we have lots to look forward to from her.
Leo Kalyan - British-Pakistani dance/electronic singer who is gay & Muslim! He came out in his music video for âfucked upâ and has released a few singles this year! Heâs also just a very eloquent and inspiring guy.
Japanese Breakfast - The indie/experimental pop solo project of Michelle Zauner, a Jewish Korean-American queer/bi woman. She says she chose her name because she strongly identified with Japanese culture growing up, since it was the closest thing she could find in popular media that resembled Korean culture.
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I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!