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@potterversenet Members Event: Favourite Character → Harry Potter

“I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I’d already done it… does that make sense?”

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Eclipse

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They just kicked some ass

For #PotterWeekPrompts: Best Friends

Lucius: I poisonned one of our glasses but I forgot which one

Narcissa: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine

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harry: why are you so rude all the time?!?!

draco: i’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. sarcasm is my only defense

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Have you guys seen the book vs movies drawings on dorkly.com not an advertisement I just really like these

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Ravenclaws are scary people, aka what should have happened had the House of Ravenclaw been as stereotyped

- Lockhart wouldn’t have lasted a week before someone cross sourced his so called books. There would have been an insurrection because how dare he sabotage their education! And tell LIES?! - Lupin would have been identified as a werewolf within two months, but the older Ravens make everyone in their house swear an unbreakable vow to never tell a single soul about it. They finally have a decent DADA teacher and they are NOT risking their knowledge provider. When Snape outs him, they retaliate viciously. No one ever finds out who was behind either the massive amount of pranks nor the no less massive pile of complaints about his lack of teaching skills and the danger he puts his students in by not reigning his snakes in despite the volatility of the potions they are making. Evidence of both are sent to every magical adult in the country, as well as to the ICW and some international newspapers. Snape is fired not a week later. - don’t get me started on Umbridge. 99% of her decrees are taken as personal insult by the Ravens. “ "No more than three students at the same time”?? Does she knows what that implies? We can’t eat in the great hall anymore. Or sleep in the dorms. Or be in the common room. PAVARTI WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE IN CLASS SHE IS BANNING US FROM LEARNING PAVARTI THIS IS NOT FUNNY YOU MIGHT BE MY TWIN BUT I WILL HURT YOU IF YOU LAUGH ONE MORE TIME! Get me Granger she’ll understand me and we can … OMG THAT MEANS EVEN THE LIBRARY IS OFF LIMIT THAT’S IT THE BITCH IS DEAD I guess you’ll have to come and visit me in Azkaban Pavarti because I’m going to kill the heathen myself.“ "Only theory and no practical and we’re supposed to take our NEWTs this year this is not okay at all how are we supposed to do this and half the things in this ‘book’ are false I can’t take this much longer” * Antony Goldstein writes his lawyer of a father and the Ravenclaw alumni association’s president. Umbridge’s lack of qualifications are made public knowledge within twenty four hours. Within forty eight, she has been removed from Hogwarts and the RAA has joined forces with the HHA to make sure such a travesty never happens again. - Hogwarts’ occupation period. Ravenclaws organising underground classes to make sure the younger years get a decent education. Secret textbooks distributions. Black market for defensive spells. Ravenclaws still doing their best to study hard in these trying conditions because they will not let these bastards endanger their future career plans. Boycotting classes and living in the library. Fifth year and over students not going to the mandatory gathering in the great hall because OWLs and NEWTs are in less than a month. *Loud noise outside the library* A seventh year looking hagard as he emerges from his pile of books to glare at everyone in the room: “SHHH!” *Spellfire, yells and cries* A fifth year looking up from his treaty on the history of the Magical Roman Empire and of its battles against the picts and their secret magic: “Some of us are trying to study here!” *More spellfire, the walls of the library shake* Tiny seventh year of undetermined gender, wearing last week’s robes and with dark circles around their eyes, marching up to the door and throwing it open to glare at everyone fighting in the corridor: “Excuse me some of us are trying to make sure that the pisspoor management of this school doesn’t totally screw over our future so if you would be so kind as to BE FUCKING QUIET SO WE FAN ACTUALLY GET SOME STUDYING DONE THAT WOULD BE NICE, NOW FUCK OFF!” *Slams the door shut, goes back to their treaty on how the tragedy of the library of Alexandria changed the way library wards were set up* *Silence. Then the door explodes* Irma Pince, Ravenclaw alumni, current librarian, appears out of nowhere, armed with a small army of flying books with many teeth: “NO MAGIC IN THE LIBRARY!” The flying books are enchanted Lockhart’s books. At least that way the poor mistreated papers could still prove useful in preserving knowledge by protecting the library. A stray death eater spell sets the Arithmancy aisle on fire. As one, every single Ravenclaw reacts. Of the death eater contingent that came into the library, none survived.