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quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television

children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day

immaplatypus

once at a theme park i got concerned cause this small child was lying right smack in the middle of the walkway but then i heard his mother saying “i’m sorry…i’m so sorry…he’s pretending to be a melted snowman”

and i just thought yes…….buddy………….you get it little dude

whitepeopletwitter

lastoneout

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

glumshoe

baseball really is the best sport for vampires

holy-anxiety-batman

Explain

glumshoe

bats

novis-canis-deactivated20200504

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

xxtc-96xx

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

randomslasher

i’m at work crying from laughing here how is this not funny asdfsadf

jaemoonlight

she is too fond of books, and it turned her brain

studylustre

concept: love letters make a comeback ig: studylustre // caaarolt

xbox-nun

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that