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The Stressed and Depressed Squad

Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Taurus

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What I REALLY Think Of The Signs

Aries: Aries and I are a love hate relationship. I love their headstrongness and how they don’t take a no for an answer. But then, I see the hotheadedness and I’m like: “u need to calm down boi”

Taurus: Taurus is such a beautiful sign to me. They're so calm and collected and their probably the best cuddle buddies in the world. I can even ignore the stubbornness because they're so cute!!1!

Gemini: In theory, I love Gemini’s. I love their openness and intelligence and fun-loving spirits. Their sense of humour is also fire. Sadly, my annoying little brother is a Gemini which basically ruins all Gemini’s for me.

Cancer: Don’t get me wrong, I love myself a Cancer, but their moodiness at times kinda tarnishes it. But they make up for it with their kind spirits and helpfulness. <33 (also my rising sign)

Leo: Leos are cool and all, but really, get off your high horse. They're so shiny and sparkly and everything about them goes right. They’re so perfect, it’s nasty. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here, buried in a pile of blankets and snacks, scrolling through memes on Tumblr. ;-;

Virgo: Mixed feelings. Sometimes I’m like: “YOU GO GURL. YOU’RE SUCH A BAD B*TCH YAAS!!1!” Sometimes I’m like “back tf up before you get smacked tf up.”

Libra: THE PERFECT SIGN!! (ok maybe because I’m a Libra.) But seriously, they're so charming and well-balanced. Everyone wants to be them. Maybe if I keep believing, I’ll actually be charming and desired. ;-;

Scorpio: Here we go. I LOVE SCORPIO OHH MY GAWD. Thier calm, cool, collected, mysterious, and a bit cunning. They love passionately and when a Scorpio loves you, they don’t stop. I want to marry a Scorpio tbh.

Sagittarius: If wasn’t a Libra I’d want to be Sagittarius. Thank goodness my moon sign is Sagittarius. I love their free spirit and open personality. It’s awesome.

Capricorn: Sometimes I wish I was Capricorn. They're so responsible. Maybe I’d marry a Capricorn. But then I’d be cheating on my Scorpio noooooo ;(((

Aquarius: If imma be honest, I have a strange aversion to Aquarius. Their so liberal and they want equality and their party animals, and all of that is great. But sometimes they can be emotionally detached and a bit apathetic. I HATE IT when people don’t completely invest in friend/relationships.

Pisces: Having a Pisces in your life is chill af. Awesome friend. Always gives good advice. But then when I think of Pisces I think of a stoner??? Doesn’t make sense???

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When The Signs Get Dumped

Aries: Will be angry for a while. The sight of their ex will infuriate them until they learn to let go.

Taurus: Will cry and eat three pints of ice cream in their room.

Gemini: It's all they'll talk about for a while. Needs the help of their friends to get them through it.

Cancer: Will become a hermit, locks themselves in the house and won't leave until they can last a day without crying (which is harder for them than you think).

Leo: Will miss them dearly. Will probably never truly get over them, but will soon realise that they need to let go.

Virgo: Will start to question whether their good enough. Blames their self for the breakup.

Libra: Pretends to be fine on the outside, but cries at night into their pillow. On the inside, it's killing them.

Scorpio: Takes them 2.4 million years to get over it. Will never, ever trust that person again. It'll take them a while to trust anyone again.

Sagittarius: Will disappear off the face of the Earth for a while. Takes an unplanned vacation as a distraction, and to celebrate their freedom.

Capricorn: Focuses on their career as a distraction. They want to prove to themselves that they'll still succeed without their ex.

Aquarius: Will be down for a while, but will move on faster than any of the signs. They won't let a breakup tie them down.

Pisces: Will try to initiate self-comfort. Whether it's art, music, or writing, they will express themselves through something to let the feelings of hurt and betrayal out.

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The Signs As Stereotypical Students

Aries: The Jock. The captain of the (insert sport) team, a bit hot-headed at times, but looked up to by many.

Taurus: The Chill One. Is acquaintances with basically the whole school, but has a small but close group of friends. Easy to approach and even easier to hang out with. Truly the middle ground between popular and unpopular.

Gemini: The Jokester. Mostly loved by all, those who don’t love them are party-poopers. Has the world’s best sense of humour.

Cancer: The Sensitive One. Was probably the crybaby on the playground. Now they have grown up to be stronger—at least on the outside. Loves to help people and has a soft heart. Also, they’re probably prettier than you.

Leo: The President. Somehow manages to hold positions of power in every club in the school. A role model to everyone striving to get somewhere.

Virgo: The Nerd. Always quiet in class, listening intently. Is most definitely smarter than you, and probably holds a deep, dark secret.

Libra: The Popular. Loved by all, those who don’t love them envy them. Their perfectly balanced lives and natural charm draw people in. 

Scorpio: The Bad Boy. Incredibly attractive, and can get any partner they want by just smiling in their direction. It’s hard to truly get to know them. 

Sagittarius: The Mysterious One. Always up to something, barely ever shows up to class. Instead, they go and have their own adventures outside the confines of school.

Capricorn: The Successor. Their whole life is set up for success. Probably has already the inherited a ton of money from their rich parents. Envied by almost all.

Aquarius: The Party Animal. Is always up to a good party. Always has something new to do. Makes a great friend, but a bit hard to control at times.

Pisces: The Artist. Always has their head in the clouds during class. Expresses everything through music or art, or anything but words. Always has good priorities.

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The "Gives Actually Zero Fucks" Squad

Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn 

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The “Goes Grey Early ‘Cause of All The Stress” Squad

VIRGO, C A N C E R, Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus

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When the signs are the happiest

Check Sun, Moon & Venus

Aries is happiest when they are able to do exciting things, & probably fight a lil Bonus: they’re super cute when they’re happy ‘cause they get all flushed and when you say it they’ll be embarrassed & it’s adorable

Taurus is happiest when they’re trusted & can trust people, and when their financial (& material) status is good. Bonus: buy them something expensive and you’ll get showered in love, the down side is they’ll get pouty every time you leave to go to the store & you can’t say no to their cutie pie face.

Gemini feels happiest when they’re talking to someone they like or express themselves artistically or spiritually. Bonus: Geminis love when you remember lil things about them like what they like in their coffee or how late they go to sleep, they’re detailed and get shiny eyes when you remember/mention small things you like about them.

Cancer feels happiest when they’re nurturing/caring for others and being taken care of and when their home life is doing good. Bonus: meet their parents and notice how they’ll sit there studying your face for five minutes as you smile softly at their fathers comment. They’re memorisers.

Leo is happiest when they feel confident about themselves and make others feel good by being generous (both spiritually and in material). Bonus: when they give you something they’ll get fidgety because they genuinely hope you love it. So even if you don’t like it, act like you do because c'mon man they probably spend like 6 hours in the store looking for the perfect gift.

Virgo feels happiest when they’re overcoming their self criticism & able to analyse others. Bonus: they’ll want to see every inch of you, everything. No matter what, they’ll remember you and all your little details.

Libra feels happiest when loved and in love, also when they have good relationship. Bonus: the type to send sweet paragraphs for you to wake up to & send boxes of chocolate to your house when ur sick and even though they make you puke it’s worth it because they bought them.

Scorpio feels happiest when being able to be sarcastic/witty with someone while still being able to have deep ass talks with them. Bonus: will talk about how the stars fell down in your eyes and rest in the spectrum of the rim of your *insert your aesthetic eye colour* hued eyes. Will take you on long walks and give you roses for anniversaries, the perfect definition of completely tied down to one person.

Sagittarius is happiest when their freedom is respected and they’re able to talk deeply with someone. Bonus: they’re the type of people to wear bright red lipstick and indie band merch & go to ComicCon ‘cause they’re lowkey geeks. They’ll squeeze your hand when you hold theirs and dance with you in the rain, will later complain about pneumonia & make you take care of them.

Capricorn feels happiest when they’re respected, have a good career and good self discipline. Bonus: they’ll stroke ur skin like it’s gold & call you soft, they’ll kiss your eyelids and they’ll turn off your alarm for work because they saw how tired you were last night. They’ll leave sticky pads all over the house with cute lil compliments and make you breakfast granola when sick (even if they hate it).

Aquarius is happiest when they’re able to be different and independent and everyone is equally as respected. Bonus: talks about feminism with sparkling eyes and wants gender neutrality more than anything in the world, gives hugs from behind and kisses your neck ‘cause you’re their treasure.

Pisces is happiest when they’re being cuddled tbh, when they have someone to be with and are respected. When they have their dreaming space and aren’t judged. Bonus: they don’t see your flaws as flaws but rather as cracks of pure gold in a lovely vase, they’ll hug you really tight and tell you how lovely you are. Loves late night talks & music. Kind of an over thinker but wouldn’t want you to get hurt, ever.

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The Signs As twenty one pilots Quotes

Aries: “Fight it. Take the pain, ignite it.” —Holding Onto To You, Vessel

Taurus: “The sun will rise and we will try again.”—Truce, Vessel

Gemini: “I don’t wanna be heard. I wanna be listened to.” —Forest, Regional At Best

Cancer: “Behind my eyelids are islands of violence.” —Migraine, Vessel

Leo: “I will make you believe you are lovely.” —Lovely, Regional At Best

Virgo: “Sometimes quiet is violent.” —Car Radio, Regional At Best

Libra: “I'm so afraid of what you have to say. 'Cause I am quiet now, and silence gives you space.” —Fake You Out, Vessel

Scorpio: “I need to know that when I fail, you'll still be here." —We Don’t Believe Whats’ on TV, Blurryface.

Sagittarius: “You would do almost anything just to feel free. Am I right?” —Fake You Out, Vessel

Capricorn: “I used to say I wanna die before I’m old but because of you I might think twice.” —We Don’t Believe What’s On TV, Blurryface

Aquarius: “And I will say that we should take a moment and hold it and keep it frozen and know that life has a hopeful undertone.” —Migraine, Vessel

Pisces: “Nobody thinks what I think. Nobody dreams when they blink.” —Kitchen Sink, Regional At Best

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Hey Capricorn female here. So I just have a random question. I know this Libra m since forever and I have had feelings for him before and since 3 weeks. We're really close and he tells me about girls who like him and tells me he doesn't like them back.. and idk I caught very strong feelings for him.. and we were on this party together were he hugged me from behind and sang inside my ear but he's on a trip for a week now and doesn't write or sth. Do you think he likes me? I'm confused😐

Since Libra is ruled by Venus, a Libra man is usually a helpless romantic. He is both in love with his significant other and the feeling of being in love. However, just like any other Libra, their downfall comes to indecisiveness. Because of the need to balance things out, he might make a move and then back down to balance it, especially if he isn’t sure if you reciprocate the feelings. Maybe next time he makes a move on you, accept it and show him that it’s okay to act like this towards you. This may inch him closer to a decision. You may be a person of interest to him. Go for it! I’m rooting for you! :D

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A Dr. Seuss Quote For Every Sign

Aries: “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

Taurus: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

Gemini: “Kid, you’ll move mountains!”

Cancer: “If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.”

Leo: “A person’s a person, no matter how small.”

Virgo: “You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.”

Libra: “Step with care and great tact, and remember that life’s a great balancing act.”

Scorpio: “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

Sagittarius: “Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”

Capricorn: “It’s opener there in the wide open air.”

Aquarius: “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.”

Pisces: “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

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The Signs As Seasons

Edit: I fOgOT VIRGOO

Winter: Cancer, Scorpio 

Spring: Libra, Aquarius, Pisces 

Summer: Aries, Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius 

 Autumn: Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo

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Aries: We didn’t realize we were making memories. We just knew we were having fun. Taurus: Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Gemini: Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can’t we go back to page one and do it all over again? Cancer: Some people care too much, I think it’s called love. Leo: Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved. Virgo: “I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,” said Pooh. Libra: Sometimes the smallest things take up the most space in your heart. Scorpio: How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? Sagittarius: Promise me you’ll always remember: you’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. And more loved than you’ll ever know. Capricorn: Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my favorite day. Aquarius: A friend is one of the nicest things you can have & one of the best things you can be. Pisces: I think we dream so that we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams we can be together all the time.

—A Winnie The Pooh quote for every sign. (via sodiumforsaltytimes)

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Signs As Twenty One Pilots

Tyler Joseph: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Josh Dun: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

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The Signs In Hogwarts Houses

Gryffindor: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Hufflepuff: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

Slytherin: Scorpio, Capricorn

Ravenclaw: Virgo, Aquarius, Gemini 

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The Signs As The Seven Deadly Sins

Wrath: Aries, Capricorn

Envy: Scorpio,

Greed: Sagittarius, Virgo

Sloth: Cancer, Pisces

Lust: Libra

Gluttony: Taurus, Aquarius

Pride: Leo, Gemini

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The "Lovable Idiot" Squad

GEMINI, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces