Me reading fanfic vs Me in a horror movie
Murderer: *makes a psychotic face* Im going to kill you!
Me: *holds a gun* You cut the power FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!
Murderer: fuck....*starts running*
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Mom: Monks its time to eat!
Me: *shrieks like a dying person*
Mom: ...I'll save some for ya


















