Nameless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HEEEYYYOO!!!!

Haaaiii!!! Im nameless and i have blog !! I do silly things like.. uhm..

be me!! Im just a little goopy boy!!! Geeheee...

Pleas be nice to mee,, :< and if you think im err- dumb or something then i'll just ..

uhm..

i'll do something!!! >:(

ok baibai!!

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This blog is ran by @squizzzly

i am a minor! do not send nsfw asks! I dont mind slight gore and or asking nameless about his lore!!

I have major discomforts but im lazy to describe them <3

tldr for his lore: he was born in a lab as a failed experiment, got tortured for awhile before being placed in lobotomy corporation with NOBODY hiring him. Its more complicated but hes just a flesh blob. Love himm!!!

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*Suddenly a puff of white smoke fills the long corridor you stand in. As the smoke subsides you see a tall slender figure with navy blue hair stand before you. He takes his top hat off slowly and reveals that under the hat lay a pair of bunny ears*

' ' hmph.. wow this place looks be to really… really…drab.. ' '

*maryoku bends back and laughs this disgusting mix of a metal grinder and a sidcom laugh track*

' ' HA HA HA HA–!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU MEAT SACKS HAVE TO WORK IN SUCH SHIIITY CONDITIONS LIKE THIS!! I almost feel bad for the wet slopping mess absolutely just looking like a bitch in front of the amazing Mr. Showtime himself!! But whatever… you working peasants are below me anyways~ ' '

*He whips his disgustingly long cape towards nameless as he cockily walks away*

[he freezes for a moment as the smoke fills the entire hall, the drips of flesh freezing even after the smoke subdues.]

[when looking up at the mystery person- specifically looking at the bunny ears only one thought plagues his mind.]

"Are they related to little ? ? " 

"hey.. wait a minute!! thats not nice to the building!! Why are you being mean to the building?!!?!"

[he puffs out his cheeks and hes clearly angry. But that anger turns to sadness- he took it too personally me thinks. the little nub on the top of his hair drooping down.]

"Im not a meatsack..!! I'm nameless!!! And i-im.."

[after calling him a bitch, he gets REALLY upset now, almost starting to cry.]

"but .. i- we.. uh.." 

[the cape cuts him off as it whips him in the face, making nameless fall over and making him cry in the process.]

"ow.."

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also hiii!! anon from the last oc ask, just wondering why the anon asks on your main were turned off?

-🍁 anon

bcuz people pmo when tbeg send mysterious and unknown asks i can turn them back on !! I was jst a bit grumpy at the time cuz i felt sick aswell lol

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Meow

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`Concordia walks up to nameless twirling her chocolate brown hair that fades to red`

' ' so... how come you and your friend is obsessed with toys..? Not in like- a bad way, just ya know. Curious. ' '

i just love them ! They're just so so fun to PLAAAYY with!! Takes.. aalll my worries aawwaayyy..

[saying that last part of the sentence, a part of his face droops off like a melting ice cream, then immediately slings back into place.]

also, my friend ?

[he looks a bit puzzled, looking around a little bit.] err.. well my friends don't like toys very much.. ehe.. ;;

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nameless, whatcha favourite food?

-🦠

ohh cookies!

Cookies, cookies cookies!!!!!!! I love love love cookies!!!!! Yummy yum yum in my tummy tum tum...

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Nameless gets his first ask..

The ask:

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*Pours milk in a cup* the usual, my good employee?

ouu.. 🥺

[he takes the cup and just chugs it.]

yummy...

More. More pleassee!!!

i want some more!!!! :3

[his face has never been happier.]

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*throws a scrumptious brick of cheddar at you*

UWAH! [he falls to the floor, the block of cheddar on his face.] ouugh...

ouchiee...

@_@....

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do you have a fave abno?

my favorite..?

hm.. lets see..

Well im banned from working with most abnos..

but i think i like queenie and the woodsman! Theyre so friendly and sweet!!! Hehee..

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* they hand you a flower!

-❤️

oh...

Pretty..

[he's just admiring the flower. He's not seen anything like this before.]

t-thank you! :)

(can i eat it..?)

(Nah.. i cant..)

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Math time!

*gives you a piece of paper with 5 2-digit by 2-digit multiplication questions*

*gives you a pencil and eraser*

Have fun!

uh.. i..

[hes struggling. Hes struggling on the first question.] uh.. anyone help? HHELP?!?

HELP????

[panicking as well.]

(Mod here: you fucker you messed with my undiagnosed dyscalculia...... you fool........ /silly)

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*Drops 43 tonnes of yoghurt on you*

Uwaaaggh....

[he has been drenched.]

Uuuu..help...

[hes desperately licking the yoghurt off himself.]

Wait a minute..

[he grabs a hoover, one specifically for yoghurt.]

[and it sucks it up.]

PHEW! That'll do!! :)

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Im super tired but i want some asks as well so. Either i might take a break or smthn idfk 😭😭 still shadowbanned but we slay

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haapyyy pride month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except to little and dreamless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*strongly points at you*

thang

Oo?

t-thang..?

er..well i guess im a twink and a thang! Hehe! Cool titles!!! ^_^

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*weakly points at you*

twink?

g-gwa???

what does that mean??? Is it good?!? Is it bad?!?!? AM I A TWINK??? WHAT IS A TWINK?????

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“So they're calling you a twink as well now... Welcome to the club, I guess.”

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WHAT CLUB????? I mean yay!!! Im in a club BUT WHY AM I IN THIS CLUB???????? WHAT IS A TWINK?!?!?!!?!?!!? UUEEE... IS IT BAD?!?!??