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[kiriiblogs]

Main account @kirexa I'm so cool there

[apolladay]

Do you always use the same toothpaste?

Yes, and I can't/won't make exceptions and might even go out of my way for it*

Yes, but I can make an exception if it's not available to me

No, but I do have a favorite brand / flavour that I usually go for

No. I don't care about what toothpaste I use at all

No, other

I don't use toothpaste/don't clean my teeth that way

I don't have teeth / am bald / see answers / nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

* i.e. keeping a stash so that you don't run out or going to a different store if it is sold out at the one that you are at

Thank you Mod H for running this blog and all poll lovers for answering these silly questions.

[kat-witha-k]

timeloop that has lasted years or decades where the protagonist has come to terms with it and learned to live a half-life within it and one day they randomly stumble into the way to break it and suddenly realize they don't remember what living was like

[kat-witha-k]

timeloop that has lasted years or decades where the protagonist has come to terms with it and learned to live a half-life within it and one day they randomly stumble into the way to break it and suddenly realize they don't remember what living was like

[its-me-em28]

[apolladay]

Have you ever been Cisco CCNA certified?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[teaboot]

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

[teaboot]

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

[teaboot]

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[purple--starrrs]

By the way it's like. Really fucked how society's thoughts on epilepsy is just "get over it." Seizures can cause permanent brain damage. Seizures can kill people. Seizures hurt like hell. Allow me to reiterate that seizures can kill people. And you're just gonna casually put flashing lights, a common trigger for seizures in your advertisement, in your animation meme, in your edit, on your billboards, without even thinking about putting a simple disclaimer? That's unbelievable. Your little anime edit could deadass cost a life and you're not gonna put a warning because it's "inconvenient" or "people like that shouldn't be on the internet" (ableist) (the problem exists outside the internet also). Or you'll give insufficient ones like putting it in the captions or only giving like one second before the flashing lights appear, meaning that the trigger's already in motion before anyone who needs the warning can read it and save themselves from literal physical danger.

We need to start commenting under other people's posts about how to properly warn for flashing lights and eyestrain. We need to be emailing and calling companies about their possibly triggering advertisements that could induce seizures. We need to stop tolerating ableism and start speaking up for the more vulnerable.

Also, stop putting epilepsy warnings. That's like saying "warning: schizophrenia" on a post including unreality or "warning: dyslexia" on a post with a typing quirk. First off, the disability mentioned isn't the only group of people that this could trigger. Second, it doesn't truly get the message across and instead makes it worse for those with the disability-- scrolling through the epilepsy tag on Tumblr should get you to view the content of other epileptic people, but no, you just get a bunch of flashing lights and eyestrain, even though you could instead tag for, oh I dunno, flashing lights and eyestrain.

Anyways this Disability Pride, and for every month that comes after, think about epileptic people and others who are triggered by flashing lights/eyestrain. Happy pride to those who experience seizures too frequently due to the unaccommodating and ableist societies we live in!

[sparx-artz]

Would you be willing to draw Isabeau and Loop being cute together? I love these two dorks so much, your Sloopis art is adorable!

Hehe I love them too~

[dogpuppy]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[aiweirdness]

finally i have learned how to type laser sounds//

[prokopetz]

It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

[yossyislandd]

dumb stupid idiot bitch

[cheryl-is-a-tulip]

hi I am going to identify your aminal. it is a cat

[yossyislandd]

no? it's an alien

[octopus-with-a-glock]

They are communicating

[wiisagi-maiingan]

My fellow goths need to STOP associating gothness with pale skin RIGHT NOW. Goths can be brown, goths can be Black, and goths can be dark-skinned. Acknowledge this, respect this, and make goth spaces inclusive of brown and dark-skinned people or die by my sword 🤺

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Can i add that emos need to do the same?

[wiisagi-maiingan]

YES. THIS APPLIES TO EMO AND SCENE COMMUNITIES TOO.

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]