Tony Miller 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

big nap guy, usually around the skullship. yup. 35. hates great... best villain... something... yeah. founder of the artistry club/gsa, for the art club meetings are every saturday at 1 pm. we have snacks set out 👁 for the gsa program. the meetings are on monday at 2:30 pm, send me an inquiry if you'd like to join either

[thatonesoldier]

TONY MILLER he/it

(do not send nsfw or proship asks)

PROSHIP + NSFW DNI

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[forestdeity]

can someone come over and knock me out cold? thanks

[thatonesoldier]

tony

Wut.

[detective-fez]

idk thinking about you. look at this picture

[thatonesoldier]

Nice, that is you terrorizing everyone.

Yo, come to think of it, I don't think you've ever tried to fight with me. Why? You beef with everybody else on this app.

[detective-fez]

miller, i just think you're .... articulate. I have a fascination with people like that. take my compliment to the highest regard because frankly, I don't give them to just anybody

[thatonesoldier]

Ok, "Manuel the High and Mighty." I think you are very important and funny. Now, feel free to spread that to as many dogs as you want, eh?

[thatonesoldier]

tony

Wut.

[detective-fez]

idk thinking about you. look at this picture

[thatonesoldier]

Nice, that is you terrorizing everyone.

Yo, come to think of it, I don't think you've ever tried to fight with me. Why? You beef with everybody else on this app.

[thatonesoldier]

tony

Wut.

[thatonesoldier]

Who are you crushing on, big guy?

None of your beeswax brochacho. (^)

[thatonesoldier]

us

You're the one asking for the compliment, then? Then yes, I completely agree, you can be sassy like that. Not to clock you 👁🔪

[detective-fez]

I am NOT sassy. name one time ive been remotely sassy...

[thatonesoldier]

Your whole blog bozo.

[thatonesoldier]

us

You're the one asking for the compliment, then? Then yes, I completely agree, you can be sassy like that. Not to clock you 👁🔪

[detective-fez]

Frying happening soon.

[chemistwithslippers]

fez quit threatening to fry people on your blog, totally wigging out !! drink a tea and cool off, bro :-(

[thatonesoldier]

What's this about Fez? Oi, it's all good! Nothing to jabber about in the guttyworks. Fez! Keep your chin up! Use that noggin! We ain't wet blankets for reeling you back in, but take your heart in your own hands! Use your mind and willpower! *(^)*

[thatonesoldier]

May glorn forgive you

Will you friggin' leave me alone?! Wackadoo!

[detective-fez]

Fez cowered as he stumbled towards the conference room on the crumpled up flyer he was handed a few weeks ago. Usually, he'd go to fight over his favorite snacks, then bolt out of the room when someone told him to knock it off.

This time, however, it was recommended he'd actually participate. The horror! He had nothing important to say about his identity! Yet... Tony fascinated him. How could someone be so... Relaxed?! His crippling loneliness tugged at him to meet up. These dogs had something in common with him. He needed to pull himself together.

He sighed, repeating to himself to play it cool and let it happen.

Once he arrived, he stood awkwardly in the doorway, watching the soldiers chit-chat. He frowned. They seemed to all know each other... A community that he felt excluded from already. He began to step back until he was waved over by Tony, who was in the middle of one of the larger groups.

@thatonesoldier

[thatonesoldier]

Tony was on a huge spiel about how grueling training was with his platoon to his members until he noticed a slender figure in the doorway. He almost instantly recognized Fez and waved him over with a loud greeting.

"Eyy! It's Fezzy!" He laughed, delighted.

Once Fez roamed over, Tony caught on that he was anxious to high hell. He frowned, barely, focusing on Fez for a moment.

"Hey! How are you doing? Not gonna fight with the others, I hope." He chuckled, his dialect making a few of his words cut off, but he was much quieter than before as the other dogs conversed amongst themselves.

[thatonesoldier]

How are you in combat? Do you fight well?

So-so. Why? You up to get your ass kicked by me?

[thatonesoldier]

Glad the meeting went right as rain the other day! Woohoo! (Sorry about the stomping upstairs. I did accidently book a conference room right under where they do trainings.) I hope you all enjoyed snacks and festivities, groovy dogs!

[thatonesoldier]

Rules of watchdog GSA/art club:

No biting

No weapons

No summoning ghosts or switching bodies

Do NOT fill the conference room with soap bubbles

And most importantly... Homophobes/transphobes get tied to the ceiling fan

[freddythewatchdog]

How do you switch bodies and why is it banned?

[thatonesoldier]

Long story, couple of cats tried doing it in a flick we watched, ended up in the medbay, had to ban it

[thatonesoldier]

Rules of watchdog GSA/art club:

No biting

No weapons

No summoning ghosts or switching bodies

Do NOT fill the conference room with soap bubbles

And most importantly... Homophobes/transphobes get tied to the ceiling fan

[thatonesoldier]

Do you get depressed?

What'cha asking this for? Sometimes, but I have a comedic look on this big pool table we call life, we gotta make the most of it, baby!

[detective-fez]

wow.... ur so cool, i get depressed all the time

[thatonesoldier]

Huh, Fezzy, lemme lay it out for ya bud, let yourself see the positive, so that it outweighs the bad. Head out to that favorite spot you got with a good pal and make the most of it, have a beer, do your favorite pastime, all that jazz. Make the most out of what you've got now, ya know? Don't look over the fence to take a peek at those azalea bushes, be happy with the green grass you put 'cha effort into ;)