The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef

Mainly, this is just a place for me to find and share all sorts of food recipes, as this place is FILLED to the brim with resources! As this is a personal blog, it'll consist of the recipes as mentioned above, video games, music, cute stuff, hot stuff (NSFW at times), and anything that I find amusing or just feel the need to share.

[heatherwitch]

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

[oldumbylievable]

Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it.

That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

[horrorhare]

“the bongo friendship we share like brotherrrs”

that’s how it went, right?

[elranno]

Some personal sketches.

[foodffs]

Posts about national food service worker’s day written by tavijuarez and John-Bryan Hopkins

Dear food service workers,

[foodffs]

HOMEMADE PUMPKIN PIE SPICE

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Is this how you roll?

[mudwerks]

(via Cedar Tree after a storm in Central Kansas yesterday : pics)

[bunjywunjy]

we are NOT. supposed to be looking at this.

[dovewithscales]

The birth of an Old God

[zooophagous]

Something inside the tree just escaped

[foodffs]

SLOW COOKER SWEDISH MEATBALLS

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Is this how you roll?

[foodffs]

BAKED PARMESAN HASHBROWNS

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Is this how you roll?

[thegetty]

The story behind The Laundress.

[npr]

This is so good. -Emily

[rush-keating-deactivated2018121]

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

[licieoic]

I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.

But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but

[bullit-1987-deactivated20190125]

A recent hailstorm in Fort Collins, Colorado wreaked havoc as seen in this unbelievable photo of a baseball-sized hailstone crashing into the sunroof of a car. The shattered tempered glass was kept in place by the laminate and the sunroof now looks like a giant drip.

[dappermouth]

It spoke your name on the stairs that night.

[lauralot89]

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.

[daily-deliciousness]

Loaded italian sandwich

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[theseancequeen]

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

[snarkymonkeyprime]

@systlin

[marzipanandminutiae]

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

[between-stars-and-waves]

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

[systlin]

The norse myth thing is 1000000% in character.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[gebo4482]

DEATH STRANDING - New Trailer (TGS 2018)

[bace-jeleren]

Hey. Hey, Kojima, buddy.

…

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[thatonewannabechef]

an angry butthole....

[llleighsmith]

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

[smartmurderation]

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

[llleighsmith]

amen!

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

unironically this

[pinetreeanarchism]

[frederick-the-ii]

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

[saltrat88]

[unclebeanbag]

[the-aspiring-maverick]

Good reference material here.

[keeper-of-the-flames]

@chiribomb !!!!!!

[lumaterian-deactivated20210529]

@mascpriv