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Roc-A-Pads infromercial - Chappelle’s Show, S01xE5
7-vn: So I’m on a sidewalk on a typical day somewhere around Manhattan. I’m taking a look at some shots on my camera screen. Then suddenly I hear, “Ay man, you mind taking my picture?” I look up and there’s a all black SUV adjacent to me and to my surprise, it was Hova. Not everyday you have a Hip Hop and NY legend roll his window and ask you to take his picture. It was a pleasure meeting you Jay! Stay blessed!
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We think @_benjaminbaker_’s #r31 Skyline is coming along really well!😎 #WagonSteez #NissanSkyline
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Don't forget I have this. Top tracks of 2014. By that I mean the most listenable. No artistic BS in here, you can play this from start to finish no worries
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I’m trying to get grown up and not talk about figures anymore. I’m learning that the big cats don’t talk about money, only us ignorant rappers. I have to get sophisticated with my paper. I fire my accountant every year. Every time I pay taxes, he’s fired. Uncle Sam did not go in that recording booth with me. He didn’t bang his head against the wall until he came up with the hook for ‘Hovi Baby’. It’s crazy, the checks that I send to the government, for nothing. And then my accountant says, ‘Be happy that you’re fortunate enough to cut this check.’ Oh yeah? Fuck you! You’re fucking fired! That’s my response. Then I hire him back, because he’s right.
Jay-Z, speaking on how he copes with his position as nouveau riche in an interview with Playboy magazine in 2003. (via aintnojigga)
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down.
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Best thing I’ve heard all day.
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How do you put it down but if it is glued to your hand?
Yesterday's baking adventure for @bec_carter77 birthday. #flourless #chocolate #cake #glutenfree #celiac #bake #baking it wasn't healthy but it tasted precise. Recipe over at http://www.bensbigblog.com.au/2014/11/flourless-chocolate-cake-gluten-free.html
Spent some time baking. #glutenfree #celiac #bake #baking #muffins #blueberry #lowfat #lowcal #cottagecheese #delicious recipe here: www.bensbigblog.com.au/2014/11/gluten-free-cottage-cheese-blueberry.html