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I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

elliespectacular

I may be fucked up in the head but at least I'm tucked up in the bed

a-walk-through-hells-kitchen

“No time outs, only death.”

— Rodrick from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.

garbage-cann0t

y'all

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knowing iron man used to be a secret identity in comics is so fuckin funny like u have peter parker n daredevil n the rest of them w their spandex suits, very foldable & economic, light to carry around or wear underneath clothes and then theres tony the bucket head man with his metal corset and the rest of the 80kg metal clunkity that he has to drag around and Not Give himself away

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like i know its compact n all but i just imagine tony taking off the suit late night after a battle before rhodey gets back, the metal clinking noise is loud as shit, and hes humming 'i never get no sleep coz of yall, youll never get no sleep coz of me'

justanotherfilmfanatic

Endgame: Before and After

Credit - Thanganhconem via Facebook

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allofthefeelings

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

allofthefeelings

Well, NOW I do.

thelibrarina

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

moonblossom

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

allofthefeelings

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.