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itās 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead theyāre all dead
Like to charge reblog to cast
does it have to involve radiation
obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it
but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads āTHIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]ā is something that cannot be ignored
little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH
me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does
DRY ROASTED UNSALTED PEANUTS.
INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS.
CONTAINS: PEANUTS.
WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS PROCESSED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS.
in the opposite direction is when you have no reason to believe x food would contain y and thereās a big thing saying āthis item contains no yā like
I know why they have to put it on the bag but every time I buy compost I laugh at the little warning that reminds me that dirt has germs in it
youāre telling me a shrimp is in this bag of shrimp?????
Reminder for when he āsavesā it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Donāt give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
it was a stunt.
they plastered his name all over these alerts. and wasn't even down for a full day.
don't be a fucking idiot. he's not your tiktok savior. they're both playing you.
āas a result of [REDACTED]ās effortsā¦ā MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT WAS BACK BEFORE HIS INAUGURATION
I think it cannot be overstated that one of the main things that makes Agent Cooper so charismatic and endearing is Kyle Mclachlanās total lack of perfectly polished blue-white veneers which dominate the screen today. He has one of the warmest smiles Iāve ever seen and the fact that his teeth are imperfect plays a huge part in that. bring back natural teeth frfr. celebrities look so uncanny these days. like this man is so beautiful but imagine how much veneers would ruin that.
dale cooper the kind of mf to giggle and kick his feet in the air when his co-worker does barely anything
bro is canonically a mushy gushy lil simp for every single kind person he works with
oomfies am i mentally ill for not only remembering this detail but also counting down the days until misha collinsā birthday this year so he could *legally* take the random 50+ vitamins from the first cooking fast and fresh video?? for the meme, of course
okay š§āāļø
they had no right putting him in this slutty little outfit, top buttons all scandalously undone and shit,,,,,,
āI know Iāve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse. I went to the Student Health Centerāthey were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem. Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: āAre you ready to leave him?ā When I denied that I was being abused, she didnāt argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldnāt detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo. When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for meāinstead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name āNoraā. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldnāt leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to. And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasnāt alone. That she just wanted me to be safe. I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy. I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.ā
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I know Iāve reblogged this before, but it bears re-reblogging (?). Ā This is how you respond to abuse, this is how you give people control over their bodies/uteruses, this is how you act as a generally non-judgmental and compassionate person. Ā I love this story so fucking much.
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And THIS is one of many reasons why we need to safeguard access to birth control.
all iām gonna say about this is thereās a reason christian extremists want to get rid of PP and itās not about being āpro-lifeā
i literally donāt have a platform but i must scream into the void about how weird the crypto bro ross ulbricht fanboys are. was his trial mishandled? yes. is a double life sentence + 40 years overkill for what he did? probably. but heās not fucking innocent or harmless. he didnāt get arrested for just creating a website ffs. he contracted hits on people with the full intent of ending human lives. it was literally just coincidence/luck that he was getting scammed for hundreds of thousands of dollars and the people he was talking to werenāt actually hitmen. he was the owner, creator, administrator, and primary beneficiary of a marketplace for illicit materials. to suggest that he should be walking free is absolutely insane and there is no evidence to support the claim that he is not the DRP involved in the incriminating correspondence.
i recognize that irl this is all objectively about sexualizing the female lead to make it palatable for men but in my head they are simply monsterfuckers living their best lives and i respect the grind
when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now
if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?
i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve
Okay but that actually goes really well with the metaphor. How did you get to where you are right now? Have things gotten better or worse? Does it seem like the trend is continuing?
Nobody's really an optimist or pessimist all the time, your outlook depends on the situation and how you arrived there.
OP I need you to understand you were not wrong. You are smart. Please please please understand that fact and I hope that you still keep your thinking style. There's just simply not enough people on this planet who can look at a question like this and think "well obviously you're only asking half the question". You're right and I hope you keep it up
To make OP's point more concise:
"Is the glass half empty or half full?"
"That depends. Are you emptying the glass, or filling it?"
wait I made a follow up
:)))))) *internal screaming*
This poor man just wants some Rest
LET HIM SLEEP
kishimoto writing kakashi:
education is not enough i have to go back in time and kill whoever told conservatives about the word āgroomingā
iām not ashamed to say tht i binged xo kitty in one night and anyone who doesnāt like yuri x kitty is homophobic, i will not be taking questions at this time
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
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