I Wanna Be Magic

Jenna. 19. Art student and other things.

[andai-con-la-pera-deactivated20]

[extraextraex]

“beautiful braids!” “they are sausages”

[snstitre]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

[morrithal]

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

[highmachinegun]

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

[fanonical]

lee jordan records voldemort’s speeches then makes dubstep remixes

[sparkitors]

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[solvskrift]

my favorite bit in harry potter is when a gangly freckled ginger child with an old pet rat and patched jeans and dirt on his nose awkwardly sits down across from a scrawny underfed lil kid with baggy clothes and broken glasses and lightning carved onto his face and they both think ‘i must protect this boy’

[sparkitors]

the corned beef sammie that started it all <3

[sparkitors]

With this spellbinding project, insanely talented artist @littlechmura​ wanted to create a self-contained moment for each of these beloved Harry Potter characters—a single scene that gives a glimpse into their own magical worlds. She’s calling the series “One Breath Each”, and we’re calling it GORGEOUS AF.

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[bowtruckle]

tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back

[piesandswords]

we have no evidence he stopped

[writing-prompt-s]

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

[korpuscat]

Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again. 

Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.

[only-1-a]

Baby cries in the middle of the night

Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.

You: You bought it. You handle it.

[gwydionmisha]

That is what I call a fairy tale ending.

[kelseyridge13]

Suppose, for instance, that men were only represented in literature as the lovers of women, and were never the friends of men, soldiers, thinkers, dreamers; how few parts in the plays of Shakespeare could be allotted to them; how literature would suffer! We might perhaps have most of Othello; and a good deal of Antony; but no Caesar, no Brutus, no Hamlet, no Lear, no Jaques –literature would be incredibly impoverished, as indeed literature is impoverished beyond our counting by the doors that have been shut upon women.

Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own (via soracities)

[quinnasaurus-art]

Safe travels, Princess. 

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

[boniuvs]

p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n

[macelroys]

another noot, just havin a good time with pickett !! now featuring my old favourite obnoxious neons B^)

[writing-prompt-s]

Your life is going on as normal until you notice a smudge of purple forming on your hand. Assuming it’s a hard to wash off pen mark, you continue on with your day. When you look at the mark again, it has grown…

[vavuxi]

Please someone make a long dramatic narrative where it turns out the character is turning into a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

[mulderscully]

You believe it all, don’t you?