That Pretentious Asshole

Aspiring writer. Sleep enthusiast.

[kues]

[yeizdol]

I was very unhappy back then. I was just a mess. And some of the things that are in the movie… happened!

[marci1900]

[hallucination]

[sexandtheastrology]

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

[iwantabrickbybrick]

Supermassive Black Hole by Muse reminds me of the baseball scene in Twilight and i can’t erase that connection from my mind

[mimikyu-chwan]

[passionate-sharks]

[elveepee]

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

x

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups

[barkycatbros]

[day-glow-odyssey]

[tankaramo]

my fave character: *breathes* me:

[sixpenceee]

The art of perspective. I found this here. It definitly sends a powerful message. 

[toomuchdudee]

holy fuck

[bortoukali]

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.