Llama del Hey!

My name is Derek, and I'm 16. I'm pretty impressive, if you can't tell. Don't get mad at me.

[drakefan666-deactivated20140429]

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

[kristenwiiggle]

[kindaawkwardprincess-blog]

WORK THA UPDO.

[bbemybaby]

[vulplxes]

NOTICE HOW SHE DIDN’T SAY “MEN” SHE SAID “PEOPLE WITH DICKS” SHOUTOUT TO ARIANA GRANDE FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE WITH A DICK IS A MAN GOD BLESS

[mytoecold-deactivated20180808]

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

[mashable]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

look, look. if i die tomorrow, if some unfortunate accident befalls me, let's get one thing straight.

i HATE those yellow Minions. i have always HATED them. i hate minion themed things. i hate how they are EVERYWHERE and i hate whichever shitpost looked at those evil potato croquette lookin motherfuckers and decided they needed a full length film. i HATE them.

[llamadelbae]

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

[kushandwizdom]

never really had a type.. I just like the way I vibe with certain people.

(via stability)

[governemnt-deactivated20150903]

when someone’s outfit bad

[melisica]

[euo]

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

[trynsave]

[servinjesus]

when someone tries to join you when your song is playing

[h0odrich]

me: *treats people with same amount of respect and consideration as they treat me with* people: *get mad*

[bemynightingale]

REPEAT AFTER ME: ‘My current situation is not my final destination’

quote i stumbled across a few days ago and can’t get out of my head it’s so important (via worth-recovering)

[redsatinsheets]

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

[pradest]

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

this the most accurate shit

[cr00klynn]

yes