the anxious ladle

i follow for follow. i unfollow homophobes. i know everyone says their blog is random. so mine is sporadic. :) i'm just your typically untypical teen trying to make it. i wake up. i breathe. i move. i'm lucy, and i wanna be your friend.

[thatpurplevoice]

Fdherfgffdggghhhyfffgh

[thatpurplevoice]

[wylonaforest]

Boys cry. Girls masturbate. Boys can like pink and not be gay. Girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian. Boys can like ballet. Girls can like video games. Boys can be hot without a six pack. Girls can be hot without a hairless body. Boys can have hair down to their waists. Girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat. Gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do.

[inspiring-pictures]

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

i’m literally deleting right now

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

PLEASE

[jas0nwaterfalls-deactivated2015]

fuck

[zephyrrr-deactivated20171123]

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[scorpia-moved-deactivated202101]

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.

[dickprintbandit]

girl.

[iwantursex]

And not a lie was spoken

[tarynel]

Gospel.

[nsome]

.. being powerless - That’s what love is.

the blacklist (via nsome)

[pennyylanee]

[thatpurplevoice]

worship-:

warmbreeze-palmtrees:

I just stared at this for like 5 minutes

how did someone get this picture omg

wow.

[comradegrandpa]

literally why the hell are toilets still so loud it is 2015 and i have to wake up the entire house if my bladder decides to sacrifice its contents to the porcelain gods in the middle of the night they have invented quiet vacuums just in case you feel the need to suck up some damn dirt at 3 am but i have never heard a toilet that doesn’t sound as loud as a volcanic eruption my goodness #endloudtoilets2k15

[purplebuddhaproject]

No human relation gives one possession in another—every two souls are absolutely different. In friendship or in love, the two side by side raise hands together to find what one cannot reach alone.

Kahlil Gibran (via purplebuddhaproject)

[pistachi0n-deactivated20170826]

Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.

[taymonbeal]

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

[mewsicalmiss]

Agreed

[earthdad]

wine mom thing #78

when people ask you “Is the glass half empty or half full?” you reply with “My glass is always half full. Half full of wine!”

[fatbutchbitch-deactivated202508]

Sometimes I feel sorta left out because I don’t have the financial means to dress really well and take super profesh body posi photos. Wouldn’t it be awesome if we got some representation out there of fat people in their comfortable hang out clothes too??

I think its time to make #comfyfat a thing

[93749185789183]

why were dinosaurs so big

[93749185789183]

because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

[-story-of-my-life-]

[lesboflow]

sinningbravely

[aseaofquotes]

[aseaofquotes]

Lemony Snicket, The Miserable Mill

[quoted-on-criminal-minds]

Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.

William Shakespeare (as quoted by Hotch in 1x06 “L.D.S.K.”)

[totalparksandrec]