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he/él ⚣☭☂︎

[comradegrandpa]

ru: congratulations you’re the winner of this weeks challenge

queen: *shakes ass with gratitude*

[sacred-portal]

[girlmostlikely]

Community is so important she said self isolatingly

[unstablecryptid]

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas

[wizardshark]

And yet we still must try

[knightsickness]

my first word was dada. yes like the art movement i was a precocious child

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world

[perenial]

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[radicalgraff]

"FREE LUIGI

Deny Defend Depose

EAT THE CEOs"

Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon

[upthespiralstaircase]

[comradegrandpa]

[mothercain]

like yall cannot be stupid enough to scream fuck israel all year (rightfully so) and then go happily vote for kamala and meme the fuck out of her like everybody did trump like she didn’t just get up on that debate stage and say israel has the right to blow the entire levant to smithereens, do notttttt piss me off

[swarnpert]

they should let you get xrays and mris just cause. i wanna see what my skelinton looks like. i wanna see my organs and shit

[boccher]

whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed

[thickness-protection-program]

*kisses you on the cheek* don't forget to only do bare minimum at your job today 🫂