Randy

Read Read Read! - Local manly woman - Art whore - Lesbian with metaphysical mustache

[thatrealhuman]

I’m going back to Minecraft. Everything just made sense there …

[kukfitta]

Aleksa's Piano

[gentlestoner]

why did god make nausea

[gentlestoner]

life is worth living! everything is wonderful! god bless sleep and rice and chicken noodle soup and gatorade and family and friends!! i’ve been renewed!!

[gentlestoner]

sleeping is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[liverteeth]

Everything is fake and gay

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[lleyksie]

dueling tigers 🍊

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[everydaylouie]

heatwave

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this