93% stardust with a soul made of flames

Naomi/17

[nuka-rockit]

turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

[mapsontheweb]

Every County With A Target Location.

[nukachemistry]

habitable zones

[theseaofmonster-deactivated2020]

GUYS I FOUND THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT FOR THE LIGHTNING THIEF ON THE INTERNET (THE ONE THAT MADE RICK RIORDAN SO ANGRY) AND IT IS GOLD

[theseaofmonster-deactivated2020]

I can’t stop laughing

[theseaofmonster-deactivated2020]

what is that eVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[theseaofmonster-deactivated2020]

I can’t fucking breathe

[andrewologist]

Fucked around and got some vitamin D. Ow skin hot.

[thatrunningfangirl]

I fucked around and got some vitamin D but I wore sunscreen so suck on that

[freakywizard]

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

[charlesoberonn]

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

[meesterblu]

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[hamsburglar-deactivated20230103]

captain marvel (2019): and they were co-pilots

me: oh my god they were co-pilots

[worthlessstreetrat]

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

insp by this comic

[thatrunningfangirl]

Happy Easter to all my Christian followers! Have a great day

[andrewologist]

So my sister is a political science major and she didn’t proof read her paper on Trump and collusion and instead of calling the president an irrational individual, she accidentally called him “not a valid individual”

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[sixpenceee]

“Seasons keep changing and Stanley keeps growing.” Posted on r/aww by u/raeco23: redd.it/7mutmf

[eucalyptus-sage]

it’s been a really shitty week and I’m spiraling a little rn so if u have fluffy cats or good thoughts or kind stuff or random thoughts u wanna send my way I’d really appreciate it

[lilypadton-deactivated20250909]

i dont have a cat but i had a dog and 

[eucalyptus-sage]

100% helps I accept all fluffy things

[stonyholic]

here’s my dog Beacon and her friend Daisy. :)

[kaptenflint-moved]

My cat Loki

[eucalyptus-sage]

the eyes sorta look like heimdall and also this is the 4th Loki animal of the day so now I guess we know who the fav villain is

[andrewologist]

I can’t post the whole video but here’s a gif from a video of my cat my mom made

[thatrunningfangirl]

Three cats at my local humane society being entranced by the same toy

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[taylorswiftville]

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

[darkestdesired]

Please,i love making new friends! I promise I’m just a weird and shy nerd!

[papi-chulo-bucky]

!!!!!

[studignstars-deactivated2020022]

Send asks and/or messages!!!!

[cals-desk]

I love making new friends so hiiii 💗💕

[stepstofluency]

Would you like to be friends? Send me a message 🌸