They/them, ace, & 18+
That one Doors Guiding Light simp
Tea drinker with angel fixation
My pfp is my 2nd favourite mug
I post whatever I feel like, so I'm probably not follower material.
(pls put stuff in asks that box is lonely...)
They're nothing groundbreaking, since they were meant to appeal to Roblox's child audience, but as a fellow Roblox brainrot haver and self-insert fanfic reader, I think you'll find them at least somewhat enjoyable. I loved them, personally. The books aren't long, so you could easily finish a book within a day, and it won't be like you sunk a bunch of time in a story you didn't like.
Unfortunately, because 1x1x1x1 appears at the end of book 2, and all of the following books are lost media, his introductory chapter is all you can get of our favourite edgelord. The first—and only available—two got posted to archive.org.
I'm not in the Forsaken fandom, but I find it bonkers NO ONE is pointing out that the "1 eggs" joke has already been made 15 years ago, by Roblox itself.
Honestly, it's obscure, so I'm not surprised someone would ask.
IWR stands for Infinite Worlds Roblox. It's a decade old, officially licensed Roblox novel series. Yes, Roblox had legally licensed for someone to write and publish fanfiction.
1x1x1x1 is the villain, and this was how he was described, in his reveal:
So yeah, he's basically the Discord/Reddit mod stereotype. Not the long, flowing hair that the betrayed skin had in mind...
I'm not in the Forsaken fandom, but I find it bonkers NO ONE is pointing out that the "1 eggs" joke has already been made 15 years ago, by Roblox itself.
They used up all their April Fools jokes in the trailer, and forgot to add any April Fools to the game. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Still looks cool, but okay?....
More updates thoughts: I find it cool, but it's not necessarily my thing, especially because I like solo options or anything that doesn't force me to do public play. A lot of the disappointment is really how they promoted all these silly ideas, only for it to not be any of those. If they went and said (R)Domestic Abuse mode, and tried to fit it into the trailer's April Fool's theme, I'd probably be more hyped.
I slept in and it resulted in a stressful start to my day, so I impulsively bought toys as comfort.
Excellent financial choices, I know.
I went to three different stores, to look around for Roblox toys. I couldn't find any of the mystery Roblox figure boxes, and stores with Roblox toys are weirdly stingy with which game's merch they carry.
If you're curious, the Doors ones come from Five Below.
I was digging around the virtual archives, and oh my 2x2, this is hysterical.
There is an official 2018 encyclopedia of Roblox characters from lore, popular game NPCs, and game developers. I found a pdf, online, so I decided to take a look.
Very first character in, and I had to take a break to laugh.
Standard 1x1x1x1 lore, but then excuse me?!
My man is just kicking back and paying some games, with the rest of us? Do you hate "all things three-dimensional" or not?
It's like if you encountered the local goth kid on a sunny day, at the park, and they're throwing bread at the ducks.
The mental image of him breaking character, like this, kills me.
Is the Classic Event just 1x1x1x1 going on a holiday, and we keep interrupting their game session?
AND IT'S CANON I CAN'T XD
(Also, I just spoiled who the darkheart swordholder is in Block Tales, sorry.)
That was the main highlight of the book, but I've got other things, too:
I discovered why Shedletsky gets his butt handed to him, in every Roblox game he cameos in (like Block Tales, TR:UD, Forsaken).
Those pesky devs aren't letting him bring his rocket launcher!
Sorry guys, your games are hereby not compliant to Robloxia canon.
Or maybe it's karma, from his whale genocide.
The inclusion of a Boy and Girl Guest, despite this book being published right before the guest feature was scrapped on mobile (PC guests were already removed). too lazy for pics
"Classic" noob face? When have I ever seen this face, outside of official Roblox trailers?
The contrast between the "Work at a Pizza Place" Chef's description, and what he does in his free time.
Alexnewtron has a page, with a single, tiny snapshot of a Meepcity location.
Uhhh, if you know, you know…
Don't ask Builderman where he was on January 20, 2025.
I was filling out my FAFSA, and I was fully expecting that my choices, in the demographics section, would only allow me to identify as my agab or "prefer not to answer". Heck, I wouldn't even be surprised if the latter was removed.
(To non-Americans: The FAFSA is a form for college students to fill out yearly, to ask the government for financial assistance, because college is super expensive here.)
So imagine my surprise when I saw this:
Immediately, I click off to double check the news, because I thought I was too late.
Turns out it just happened, either on the 4th or 5th (today, as of posting here). I started my form a few days ago, but saved and exited it, deciding to finish it later. I believe the fact I had already created the online form made it exempt from being vandalised.
And to assure I didn't hallucinate, it even showed at the end of the form, where you confirm all the previous info you put in.
I started doing 150% Mine runs only playing with @diantheia, and we can hardly make it to 135, without someone dying.
I finally started playing solo 150% rounds, and it turns out the previous runs were just the two of us being cursed again, because I got "A Hard Place" on my second attempt. The first attempt ended at 190 (died from Ambush).
During this round, I thought of an old post of mine and started to imagine Jack watching over hidden cameras and narrating like some crackhead sports announcer. Good motivator.
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