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While it’s technically true, anytime I see a post that’s like “Hayden Pike is a great player actually, you guys are taking Ilya’s chirps too seriously”, I imagine it’s Hayden posting on a burner account while crying
And another thought: Hudson is really nailing how into Ilya's assholery Shane is. Ilya is a jerk and teasing and poking and prodding for a reaction and Shane is so clearly endeared with it. It amuses him, he likes being the center of that attention, it makes him laugh, it makes Ilya laugh and Shane likes that too. Hudson is really selling all the ways Shane finds it cute, and sometimes even sweet, and that feeling of Shane seeing through Ilya's persona to the softer parts of him underneath.
You knowwww Shane and Ilya are those big fat dorks who need to be one one body- we already know this yes so you know they do the stupid talking into each others mouths thinks because they just, don’t see a reason to pull back. Shane will break their wet soft kiss just a millimetre and keep his lips pressed to Ilya’s. “Do you want to defrost the soup mum made us for dinner? Or we can do that Thai salad recipe you found” words muffled because he’s half speaking them into Ilya’s mouth. Ilya humming and rubbing his back as he’s like “he’s too hot for soup, let’s the make the salad.
Or when Ilya gets home from being out and Shane greets him at the door, arms wrapped around his neck kissing him soundly- he’s pulling his tongue from Shane’s mouth to ask “miss me sweetheart?” And Shane is like “not at all” and then shoving his hands up under Ilya’s shirt. And then a few kisses later Shane is mumbling into Ilya’s lips “did you have dinner out? There’s leftovers”
Or post sex, happy hot mushy glow, pink cheeked and tangled up in a mess of each other kissing kissing kissing slow as Ilya’s hands cup Shane’s face, fingers trace his jaw gently. “Not too sore?” Ilya asked nose smushed against Shane’s, lips moving Shane’s with his words. His hand rubbing Shane’s hip gently. “It’s good” Shane is exhaling back, before their tongues taste each other again. Then Ilya “okay, but we have bath yes? I got the nice bath salts” his breath is all over Shane’s face and his eyelashes are smudging against the high of his cheekbone near his freckles. “Yeah, okay, bath” Shane replied and his teeth mash Ilya’s a little
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ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential
also wiggling his wet ass hair on shane’s body like this is annoying bf textbook 101 and shane’s just fucking into it lmao
I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.
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What is it about Shane that you love and were drawn to? He is hyper competent at this one thing. He’s stereotypically masculine in a lot of regards. He’s a kind person, and he’s so overtly Canadian. He’s harboring something that he thinks is a career-ending secret because he just doesn’t have the emotional maturity or societal maturity to sort of understand what his own queerness means. To him, it’s most likely detrimental, which is the wrong assumption to some degree, but it shatters his own idea of what his masculinity is, or at least it cripples it. And yet, he still never harms a fly. (via The Hollywood Reporter)
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Ya tebya lyublyu — I love you, too. art by @ananasbiscvit
pinned down and so happy about it