Hollanov Brain Dumps

HR sideblog |22| she/her |main:@cherriesshane| hollanov headcanons straight from my beautiful mind 💜 +18

[burymecherry]

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okie i realized i have quite a few people on here so i think its time i probably introduce myself

-you can call me cherry!

-i’m 22, she/her

-this is an 18+ blog so if you are underage pls do not follow or interact

-i’ve been on tumblr since i was 12/13 (yikes ik) i used to be a huge 5sos and harry potter fan and was obsessed with wolfstar so that was my first introduction to fandoms/tumblr

-i mainly post headcanons or short fics usually just when divine inspiration strikes, the rest is shitposting or reblogging silly stuff i find funny

-i tag all of my posts and replies with my user #burymecherry so if your looking for posts i’ve authored they’re under that tag

-my main is @cherriesshane which is my old dead tumblr (i didn’t know the restrictions on side blogs when i created this blog so unfortunately my asks and follows are from that account lol 😭)

-this account is heated rivalry centered so i don’t really post that much about hudson/conner since i’m more invested in the books/show although i love everyone on the cast!! i may occasionally reblog their sexy photoshoots tho 😛

-i am also burymecherry on a03 i hope to post longer fics on there …i have a lot of drafts i’m working on so if i finally beat my ADHD procrastination there might be fics on there one day

-i like to yap a lot about #fatbabyshane, ilya in boston, and hollonov playing together on the centaurs

-my other interests are music and psychology! i loveeee making playlists and talking about music (i wanna learn to dj one day)

-i love interacting w people in comments or asks so please don’t be shy!! i want to yap and play toys together!!!

anyways that’s all i can think of for now! also if you are a bigot or a weirdo gtfo this blog loves gay people and trans people. as hannah einbinder put it go birds, fuck ICE and free palestine!!!

okie bye enjoy 😘

[jiminy-crickets]

heartbreaking: this heated rivalry fic author has no idea how hockey works

[jiminy-crickets]

warm up doesn't end with them starting the game....

[jiminy-crickets]

it's alternate captain NOT assistant captain!

[jiminy-crickets]

there is nothing in the world that a player could do to "break a goalpost" and they also can't "stomp on a puck and split it in half"

[jiminy-crickets]

NHL teams are not sharing a tunnel!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE NOT GETTING SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS NO MATTER HOW GAY THEY ARE!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

i don't care that it's the all star game they are NOT UP BY SEVEN!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

THE TEAM CAPTAINS DO NOT RUN PRACTICE THE COACHES DO!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

There is no extended break around Christmas!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

ROOKIES ARE NOT MAKING "MORE MONEY THAN THEY EVER IMAGINED" BECAUSE 1) THEY DID NOT STUMBLE INTO THE NHL THEY HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES 2) ELCs START AT 750K A YEAR, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY YES, BUT ALSO THAT IS AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY, EVEN IF THEY GET A CHUNKY FIRST CONTRACT THAT IS STILL AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

this is a canon nitpick not a how hockey works nitpick, but..... Shane won 2 cups with Montreal, Ilya won 1 cup with Boston, together they have three COMBINED cups, BUT neither Ilya NOR Shane are winning their INDIVIDUAL FOURTH CUP while on the centaurs (unless you've written them already winning a cup while on the cens) because 2+1=3 (Shane) and 1+1=2 (Ilya)

[jiminy-crickets]

if you're going to make your own names for teams that aren't mentioned in the book or show awesome! maybe just like.... check the list of NHL teams first???? because uhhhh......

the VANCOUVER CANADIANS?????

and the BUFFALO SABRETOOTHS?????

[jiminy-crickets]

WAGs aren't making posters to hold up at the game.

[jiminy-crickets]

defensemen are called defensemen because they are the skaters who defend the goal NOT because they are the skaters who take do the fights.

[jiminy-crickets]

SHANE HOLLANDER AND ILYA ROZANOV DO NOT HAVE ROAD ROOMMATES AT THEIR BIG AGE!!!!!! THE NHLPA BARGANED THAT OUT OF EXISTENCE (except for players on ently level contracts) IN TWENTY FUCKING THIRTEEN!!!!!! this inaccuracy is unforch reinforced by the show and the book which has Ilya rooming with Connors and Shane rooming with Hayden long after their ELCs would've been done. HOWEVER I am choosing to believe that the book and show is NOT inaccurate, but simply that the NHLPA is somehow even more useless in the game changer universe than it is in our universe.

[jiminy-crickets]

Players from opposing teams are not doing locker room media scrums together!!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

Neither shane nor ilya nor scott nor troy not hayden nor ryan nor nor nor nor will ever ever and i mean EVERRRRR win SEVEN (7) STANLEY CUPS! That is not happening in this universe, or the game changer universe! that is not how the sport of hockey has worked in DECADES PLURAL!!!!! there are nine (9) players TOTAL who have won seven (7) Stanley cups and the last time any of those bitches won was..... NINETEEN SEVENTY NINE (1979)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

weeknight hockey games typically start at 7pm and end at 9:30ish plus showering, media, and commute, Hayden Pike is getting home LONG after his children have gone to bed.

[jiminy-crickets]

NHL TEAMS ARE NOT DRAFTING GUYS WHO ARE ONLY "OKAY" AT HOCKEY!!!! AND THEY ESPECIALLY AREN'T DOING IT WHEN THEY'RE FIVE FOOT SIX!!! (5'6)

[jiminy-crickets]

a 6-2 win is neither breathtaking NOR record breaking. that's a normal ass blowout.

[jiminy-crickets]

TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEAMS.

DO.

NOT.

TAKE.

BUSES.

ON.

ROADTRIPS.

[jiminy-crickets]

general managers are NOT coaches and VICE VERSA (troy ryan is an idiot and should not be looked to for inspiration) coaches don't make trades! and gms don't run practices!!! (NEITHER DO THE CAPTAINS!!!!!)

[jiminy-crickets]

finding a secular french elementry school in MONTREAL QUEBEC is not a challenge.

[jiminy-crickets]

holy shit prev you're right shane did win a 3rd cup in montreal and i forgot because it's barely fucking mentioned in the books, and we DON'T SEE IT HAPPEN IN EITHER OF SHANE AND ILYA'S!!! IT GETS A THROWAWAY LINE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE LONG GAME AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!

^ THAT'S IT!!! okay well it also gets mentioned a bit in ch4 because they bring the cup to the camp, but like STILL!!!! shane won a whole ass cup OFF OF THE PAGE?!?!?!

I do stand by the "ilya isn't winning his fourth cup" comment, because that incorrect fact is what lead me to write that addition to the post. Ilya has won one (1) cup.

[jiminy-crickets]

they aren't organizing whole team PR events for the second week of july!!! during second week of july at most only the guys with families are in town!!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS ON VACATION!!!!!!

and also THE PLAYOFFS ARE DONE BY JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

12 year old boys know what boners are

[jiminy-crickets]

defensemen don't take faceoffs

[s-o-r-i-n]

I enjoy the sex in heated rivalry but it's not the main selling point for me which is unfortunately impossible to explain to people who haven't seen the show in a way that doesn't sound like a joke

"what do you like about the sexy gay hockey show based on a romance porn book with lots of sex?"

"oh well I think the plot and the characters are really great!"

I'm being serious but it gets a laugh every time

[argillaforma]

can we talk about ilya’s love for sucking cock. and while we’re at it can we also talk about how he swallows every time

[notahungrywish]

Notable that in the books (ignoring the weird racial undertones) he is OBSESSED with Shane’s balls. Like has odes to Shane’s balls running as a monologue in his head.

Ilya Rozanov obsessed with #cock and balls and swallowing huge loads also CONFIRMED

[mina-logan]

I had to make him into TLG Shane

[soursevenz]

no you don’t understand.. we are sooo close to getting hudson williams covered in blood we need all perverts to start manifesting.. NOW!!

[blond-shell]

every other post on my feed right now is hudson stroking his shit

[astershollanov]

it's been nearly eight months since heated rivalry first aired and i still spend every free minute thinking about hollanov

[iressails]

just hudson on a big ass loop of yaga trailer because i wanted to see hudson on a big ass loop of the yaga trailer

[texasbama]

whatever you say beautiful.

[burymecherry]

they’d find each other in any universe <3

[burymecherry]

hudson in the yaga trailer!!!…i can’t wait for that little freak to die!!!

[jesterlesbian]

computer zoom and enhance. fingers in the mouth?

[smokingrozanov]

I’m going to say something uncouth about that Heated Rivalry actor

[lotstradamus]

REC LIST IV PART I BEGINS. rec list I. rec list II. rec list III.

situationship era:

how magnetic it draws by Anonymous

Lay Long Bites upon the Tender Parts by chaentics

to live without lips by twnkwlf

liminal boyfriends:

future tense by radialarch

The Long Game and beyond:

three's a crowd by nettlepixie

Proper Among Saints by LavenderProse

the suicidal duckling by Anonymous

AUs (one or both not a hockey player):

i'm crawling on your shores by walkingthroughwindows

decadent stress chamber by garagepaperback

Quarter-End Close by jtimu

AUs (both still hockey players):

Dawn in the Altered World by idiopathicsmile

It's Kind of a Funny Story by flawlessassholes

your famous golden touch by Anonymous

omegaverse:

Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn

wildcards:

Star Pupil by chaentics

too little, too late by garagepaperback

lotophage by citrusses

toast your dilemma, baby by embodied

well into month 8 and I am still in awe at the quantity AND quality of the fic being created in this fandom........ there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me etc.

[probablily]

guys I just remembered we're gonna get new pictures of shane

[probablily]

sometimes I think about this and i get lightheaded

[jesterlesbian]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as Henry Park in the first teaser for YAGA (2026)