still at the cottage

Mari • 30 • mostly obsessing over Heated Rivalry & Interview with the Vampire • minors dni

[sabotage-on-mercury]

Hi, I'm Mari, they/she, in my 30s, queer and neurodivergent & this blog is a messy collection of everything that sparks my interest

There will be nsfw and gory content

Current Fandoms: heated rivalry, interview with the vampire, good omens, killing eve, fleabag, elementary, macbeth, the murderbot diaries, doctor who, star trek, sherlock, the sandman ...

Find me on AO3 as Sabotaged_Words

Currently working on:

• Conveniently Married (Good Omens, T, 4/5, 18 k)

I always love to chat about fandoms, life and other disasters, so you are very welcome to slither in my dms. Feel free to tag me in your creations, I love cheering you on!💖

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[sabotage-on-mercury]

as much as seeing depressed af Ilya starring empty eyed I to the mirror just to say fuck it an grab the clippers to shave his head would fuck so hard, I would love it even more if it happens during a montage à la my moon my man, where it shows Shane and Ilya in various stages during their pre- or early-TLG long distance relationship, and we see the time pass, maybe Shane's hair gets a bit longer, Ilya laughing and chirping, we see domestic scenes, hockey games, sex, so much sex, we see them texting or video calling, and then there is Ilya with his buzzcut railing Shane into the couch, then Ilya putting on his helmet before a game, then maybe of them cuddling on the couch and so on & somehow the buzzcut, as drastic as it looks, it's just a normal part of people changing over time... But then watching the montage again you maybe notice how among all these wholesome moments how the light Ilya's eyes gets dim after every ended call, how he forces himself to smile, the defeat after another game lost. It becomes clear that Ilya is feeling more and more miserable, that he goes through something and it's not talked about because Ilya at this point would break his hand before communicating his feelings.

[sweetladyjustice]

I'm again thinking of the Sex Condo and how the lack of it in the show causes a perceived imbalance in feelings between Shane and Ilya.

Like the "ghosting" for 6 months and Sochi feels a lot less painful when you know that Shane was also holding Ilya at arm's length. He was literally not letting him in to his space.

But instead we have much of fandom insisting that Smol Bean Shane needs an apology from Big Mean Ilya for causing heartbreak.

[sweetladyjustice]

It also makes the Rose of it all that much more painful. Because Shane gets to be public with her. And he gets to take her to his actual, real, own home. A place he never let Ilya in.

And then it makes the cottage so much more bittersweet. He finally lets Ilya into his most sacred place! But they're still hiding because it's so private and no one will know!

[sweetladyjustice]

Thinking about the sex condo this fine morning.

[lilliesandpucks]

oh ilyabug what are you doing here even

[mina-logan]

“It matters to me.”

[urie]

calling dolly parton a country singer is like calling jesus christ a carpenter. it is technically true but theres a lot more you could say

[cosmicretreat]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do something good for the world today..

[mrsterlingeverything]

But for real and not to be too dramatic but dolly was such a force and symbol for good and we can either be sad and joke about killing ourselves because the world is a darker place or we can can be inspired by her legacy and let her influence continue… its really sad that she isnt with us anymore but the best way to honor her is to do good in whatever way you can

[wyatthazy]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06

[tiptoethruthetulips]

shane slaps ilyas ass btw

[pastainhismouth]

ilya and troy are on the phone sobbing rn. Harris has Jolene on in the background. shane is confused but holding his man

[ilyalogists]

you’re the one in jeans, you kneel

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[urie]

dolly parton is one of history's greatest and most selfless philanthropists this world just got so sincerely and drastically worse without her

[musicababy]

Dolly Parton

Photographed by Irving Penn,Vogue, October 1977

[suraks-sweet-tits]

Cliff Marlow tweeting just this image before the first Boston home game against Ottawa with married hollanov on the team(because yes Ilya left them three years ago but now they know he left them for another man):

And then immediately has to publish a notes app apology about how it was a thoughtless joke about Ilya leaving them for another man(Shane) and is in no way about tripgate which is the most idiotic bullshit he's ever fucking heard cus no one has the moral integrity of my bro there except for Hollzy and have you not seen those two try to kill eachother everytime-its fucking wild man.

Then he has to do another notes app apology about the cavalier language he used in the first one.

[hollzy-baby]

it’s so typical that Mr Cum Guzzler wants to know how many times Shane can cum in an hour