Untitled how could this happen to me

I am Sam. Sam I am. I don't like green eggs and ham.

[thatsamuelevans]

bitchycheerio​:

Okay How I met your mother I can agree on if we forget the last season because seriously? It’s called how I met your mother not how I became an idiot and filed for divorce. True Jackson VP? You mean like… nickelodeon? Wasn’t that cancelled for being like actually terrible? So you’re like more about comedy than you are about drama, got it. 

I know that and you don’t have to argue that point with me. Yeah... people just didn’t appriciate how great it was. Yeah, or action or sci-fi stuff. Drama can kinda get boring.

[thatsamuelevans]

skysplitsxo​:

I… Don’t think I can comment on the first one, but the second doesn’t make sense.  The jocks usually just slushy anyone in the Glee Club, so unless you’ve secretly joined, I can’t imagine even Karofsky being that dense to go after you.

I saw you at church, by the way.  My parents and I usually sit up front, but your Mom and Dad should come say hi next weekend.  My mom would love trying to get someone else to join her book club wine nights (totally optional on the latter).

I haven’t really joined any clubs since I’m not really sure on what I want to join. And they might have overheard something. Or maybe I was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

I’ll let her know, we mostly keep in the back it’s easier to entertain my siblings and they can move around a bit more freely if they get bored. And I’ll come and say hello next weekend.

[thatsamuelevans]

skysplitsxo​:

Which is?…

first commenting on my lips or mouth or both. And then you have to duck or hide so you don’t get a drink thrown in your face. 

[thatsamuelevans]

itsqbfinn​:

Doesn’t every school greet the new kid? 

Yeah but not like this school does, y’all have some weird stuff happening like throwing drinks at people if you bought a slushie why not drink it instead of dumping it on someone’s face?

[thatsamuelevans]

bitchycheerio​:

Talking to people and getting to know them intimately are two totally different things. Try me, I’m giving you a shot at geeking out over whatever tv show you think is actually worth a damn. We’re just never going to agree on preferring smaller things. 

No it’s not. If you talk to someone you will get to know them. I’ve already mentioned one, Alias, like I said the two first seasons are like some of the best TV ever made. And Lost is pretty cool too, and let’s not forget True Jackson VP. You also have like How I Met Your Mother if you like ignore the last episode. You got like Star Trek too, Parks and Recs or B99 for other comedies.

[thatsamuelevans]

thebreebrown​:

It’s Lima, anything outside of the ordinary is subject to scrutinizing. And you can’t tell me this is the first time your lips have ever been the topic of conversation.

Sure, because a shining personality is what most people notice right away. To be fair, it’s somewhat overrated.

Well that just proves what my meemaw always tells me that I’m not just an ordinary guy. Maybe not but never this much like evreyone says something about them.

I get that looks is like first impression if you just see pictures before you talk to someone. What’s overrated? Looks or personality?

[thatsamuelevans]

berrybest​:

Even if I do consider myself a Hermione Granger type, I sadly don’t possess the same magic she does. It’s a simple case of expert time management – being in clubs that happen on the same days at the same time requires some finesse, of course, but my passion outweighs my brief five minute absence. Plus, being one of three members in some cases certainly helps my cause.

I’m pretty sure that’s something someone with a time turner would say. Claim that they don’t have one because no one is supposed to know that you own one. So what you’re say is that it needs to be at least three members in a group for it to count?

[thatsamuelevans]

bitchycheerio​:

Listen, you’re new around here so I’m going to give you a bit of advice, people around here aren’t really worth getting to know. Better tv? Like what? I’m going to let you think on the whole bigger isn’t always better thing because I don’t think that’s ever applied in life. 

If I don’t get to know people it’s going to be super boring until graduations. So I’m sure that some people are gonna be worth getting to know. I’ve got a feeling that you won’t agree with me what’s better TV. And not everything has to be bigger to be better.

[thatsamuelevans]

thebreebrown​:

Of course it is, before you even open those guppy lips of yours. What else would you expect?

Why is everyone talking about my lips or my mouth? And maybe my great personality that shines through.

[thatsamuelevans]

bicorncheer​:

Being shiny is the best! Oh that’s awesome, I take it your younger siblings must be in elementary or middle school right? I don’t know but you also run the risk of getting lost… for most of them yup is Cheerios do a lot it’s so much fun being a Cheerio!

I’ve never been shiny before so I’ll get back to you about it being the best or I’ll just have to trust you. Yeah, they’re like in first grade, they’re like ten tears younger. Maybe, but sometimes getting a little bit lost is a great way to find new awesome places. It’s also fun sitting on the roof just watching the stars at night. So what sports don’t they cheer for?

[thatsamuelevans]

fliqhtlessbird​:

I’m almost scared to ask but … how were you greeted?

Yeah, I like to not think about it. Mouth jokes a lot of them and I’m pretty sure they tried to throw a drink at me.

[thatsamuelevans]

berrybest​:

Well, that post did contain that information. It just happened to be surrounded by other information. Perhaps next time, I’ll try to make it a little more short, sweet, and to the point. As I said, I don’t want to deter anyone who’s interested due to my own knack for over explaining things.

I can respect that you’re still trying to learn the ropes around here – I’m hardly a new student in Lima, and I often feel this way – but, if you’d like, I could try to help you. There’s no pressure, of course, but as someone who’s heavily invested in sixteen school clubs, I’d like to think I’m more than equipped to provide you with a William McKinley tour.

yeah and the audition inforamtion got lost in the rest. so I’d go for shorter and more to the point. And you might have done that.

Dude, how can you be in that many clubs when we’re in school for five days a week and most clubs meet at the same time from what I get. You got a time turner right? You totally got a time turner. It’s the only explination.

[thatsamuelevans]

bastiansmythe​:

… how were people greeting you? because you saying it is making it a lot weirder. what were people doing? wait, nevermind i’m not sure i want to know. 

if iI thought it was weird it was weird. and i’m not sure that the details is what you’re after anyway so let’s skip those.

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