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For the pervs hoping this is going to be like onlyfans, for the stalkers that already get enough of me while at school-- welcome to my little corner of the internet where snix juice is handed out and where ya girl is going to keep it completely 100. For those of you that just happened to be trolling the internet and stumbled upon my blog I'm a top bitch at school along with my main bitch Quinn, and my girl Britt-Britt. If you're some freshman trying to get on my good graces to land an invitation to join the cheerios, you can keep dreaming. If you're JBI you can get off my page and you better hope I don't find you and go all Lima Heights on your ass. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5665700"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=troll in misery&e2=trolls in misery&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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text || quinntana

Quinn: Only because it's apparently "her thing", so naturally wanting her suffer the most is kind of my end goal.

Quinn: I could probably get Finn to join, too. He and I sometimes sing together in his truck (shut up), and he's not that bad (again, shut up, not a word).

Santana: If you don't want me to talk shit about it maybe you shouldn't mention it

Santana: on second thought why would we want Finn to join? I get that we would want all the woodland creatures to be in one room but both Finn and Rachel being in the same room doesn't that sound like the opposite of what we should be doing? The whole point is to join and then leave them high and dry. Chances are Finn's going to get attached. If he tries out shouldn't it be his thing and not because you tried to convince him? Chances of him leaving at the same time as us without you giving up the panties are slim.

Santana: If he joins then that's on him but if not you have one more thing to yourself. You do know not everything has to be about your relationship, right?

[bitchycheerio]

thatsamuelevans​:

No it’s not. If you talk to someone you will get to know them. I’ve already mentioned one, Alias, like I said the two first seasons are like some of the best TV ever made. And Lost is pretty cool too, and let’s not forget True Jackson VP. You also have like How I Met Your Mother if you like ignore the last episode. You got like Star Trek too, Parks and Recs or B99 for other comedies.

Okay How I met your mother I can agree on if we forget the last season because seriously? It’s called how I met your mother not how I became an idiot and filed for divorce. True Jackson VP? You mean like... nickelodeon? Wasn’t that cancelled for being like actually terrible? So you’re like more about comedy than you are about drama, got it. 

[bitchycheerio]

text || quinntana

Quinn: Okay, first of all, I'm not bored in my relationship.

Quinn: Second of all, that's actually genius, and it's not like it would ruin our social status; it's *us*.

Quinn: Berry is going to absolutely lose it, i can already picture it.

Santana: you said you were bored that seemed like an all around statement

Santana: exactly if anything does happen I guess you'll just have to actually get your hands dirty and fling the big gulp someone's way

Santana: you're picturing Berry?

Santana: I'm thinking more about the other losers crying when they realize we're that much better than them.

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text || quinntana

Quinn: Bree is *sweet*, San, she's not a brown-noser.

Quinn: Fine.

Quinn: Well, I want to do something.

Santana: Sweet? You really do far for a good act and somebody kissing your ass.

Santana: See, this is just proof that you really are bored in your relationship

Santana: IF you wanted to knock someone down a peg we could actually work on the little side project Coach Sue wants us on, and knock Berry down a few pegs. We can guarantee our spots as cheerios legends, join glee club since we all know I'm a kick ass singer who can knock any song out that Berry can sing, then right when they're going to sectionals or whatever we just audi 5000 and leave them just as blue balled as you leave Finn.

Santana: It'll be a win for us and it'll show Berry that she can lower her snout from high in the air proving my point in the post I just said about how she's not the only one that can sing and dance.

[bitchycheerio]

berrybest​:

Heat? You clearly have no clue what show choir is truly about. We’re not trying to be… sexy, Santana. We’re performers – a panel of judges wants to see a team that’s in sync, that’s full of passion, and that knows their material like the back of their hand. It’s Glee club, after all. Besides, implying that I shouldn’t be in the spotlight is a surefire way to ensure a New Directions loss. I have years of professional singing and dancing training under my belt – I’m easily the most talented and well rounded member of the team.

You clearly know nothing about marketing and actually selling your club. If you’re basically saying to join your band of lost toys you’ve got to hide your sexiness under a bushel you’re never going to get people to join. If there’s no eye candy for the people joining or for any of these judges you’ve got more chances of seeing them fall asleep than you are in having them actually pay attention to your routine. No one cares about “talent” if the talent doesn’t have an it factor to get others to pay attention. You’re also not the only one that can sing or dance around here so you can sit down and humble yourself some before someone comes around and actually shows you what talent and dancing really is. 

[bitchycheerio]

thebreebrown​:

What, you don’t think she’s really into him or something? Loyal, I can appreciate that. Although I have absolutely no idea what game you may be referring to.

Who can actually be that into Finn Hudson? He’s got more coins in his pocket than actual brain cells. No idea? Nice try but I can peep things. Psychic latin eye. I can already see you trying to put on climbing gear ready to ascend up the social ladder. Getting there isn’t gonna be easy if I’ve got anything to say about it. 

[bitchycheerio]

thatsamuelevans​:

If I don’t get to know people it’s going to be super boring until graduation. So I’m sure that some people are gonna be worth getting to know. I’ve got a feeling that you won’t agree with me what’s better TV. And not everything has to be bigger to be better.

Talking to people and getting to know them intimately are two totally different things. Try me, I’m giving you a shot at geeking out over whatever tv show you think is actually worth a damn. We’re just never going to agree on preferring smaller things. 

[bitchycheerio]

text || quinntana

Quinn: If you're done talking about yourself in third person, I have something that you might find worthwhile.

Quinn: That new girl, Marleen or something, wants to try out for the Cheerios. I know the rules, you know the rules, but she doesn't know the rules. I need some excitement in my life.

Santana: pretty sure her name's Marley which isn't that great. You know if we start making up shit for your entertainment then it's just going to open up the floodgates to other people wanting us to drop the velvet ropes. Besides she thinks Berry's not insufferable, pretty sure that just means she doesn't even know herself just yet. Besides, she didn't exactly say she wanted to join. You're already trying to hitch your hopes to her wagon. It's bad enough we have your brown noser as a potential cheerio.

[bitchycheerio]

itsqbfinn​:

What’s wrong with dating in high school and having a high school sweetheart? I’d rather date than like sleep around or whatever. Wait, I didn’t know that about scissors. Who would’ve thought that’s the right way to hold them? I just know I have big feet cause my mom hates getting shoes for me since I’m still growing or whatever and I always grow out of them. 

The problem isn’t dating or hooking up the problem is putting all your lame little eggs in that basket and hoping you live the fairy tale. I figured you were a visual learner. If you’re trying to compete with California redwoods just know that they’re going to lock you up and find some way of linking you to big foot just because you said that. 

[bitchycheerio]

thatsamuelevans​:

I still prefer to get to know people. You need to watch better tv and who can forget about Alias. Sure but also bigger isn’t always better.

Listen, you’re new around here so I’m going to give you a bit of advice, people around here aren’t really worth getting to know. Better tv? Like what? I’m going to let you think on the whole bigger isn’t always better thing because I don’t think that’s ever applied in life. 

[bitchycheerio]

fliqhtlessbird​:

The good stuff is starting to sound like its heading into illegal territory. Okay, she is … a lot. But unbearable?

Sounds like you’ve seen a lot of John Hughes movies, Santana. Are you a secret fan? Ooh, should we have a watch party together? I can bring the movies, you can bring the snacks and we’ll make an all-nighter out of it. It’ll be fuuuuuuuun.

Well, wow. I bet you two have really interesting friendship bracelets.

Anyone that’s willingly putting up with Berry and doesn’t see that she’s terrible is pretty much applying for sainthood by the church. 

I mean I’ve watched them but that’s only because they’re on during my mac sessions and some people are boring so might as well listen to something. If by snacks you mean tacos, churros or breadstix I just might say yes to that even with all the extra Us in that fun. 

Friendship bracelets clash with the jobros style purity ring she has so we just skipped that whole thing. 

[sapphicpinkyverse]

[bitchycheerio]

thebreebrown​:

Senior year does seem like it’s eons away, even if most of you have a head start on me. Oh, I wasn’t planning on wasting my energy on him like that. Especially if what you say is true. With Quinn’s holier than thou spiel, is it really such a surprise? Even if she’s really doing herself the most disservice in the end.

It’s called setting herself up for failure and Quinn’s doing it hardcore by putting on this whole lovesick puppy thing. I’m glad you’re not going to waste your energy because if not you’d have had to gear up for a whole nother kind of war. I might not like quinn and finn together but I’m going to let them crash and burn on their own and wouldn’t have been okay with someone sticking their snout where it doesn’t belong. I’m still going to watch it though. No offense but I see way too much of the game I’m playing in you and I’m not as trusting as Quinn. 

[inkwhelmed]

Fuck your soft words. Compare me not to stars But to storms, to hurricanes and typhoons. See me not for my beauty and fire See me for the natural disaster I am. Fuck your soft words Because I am not soft.

- “margot”  l.w.  00:21

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(via harlequinzel)

[bitchycheerio]

text || quinntana

Quinn: ....

Quinn: Hilarious. A better response would have been something along the lines of an apology, but I digress.

Santana: $100 has been charged to your account for even thinking that Santana should apologize for anything.

[davidcorensweet]

Moviememe

4/5 Musical Movie- Dreamgirls (2006)

► Fame comes and goes, stars rise and fall, but dreams live forever.

All you have to do is dream.

One dream will change everything.

[bitchycheerio]

bicorncheer​:

But Coach Sue doesn’t know the good things in life… but I guess so… Then call me the most selfish person in the world cause you’re all mine!

I mean, true considering she still thinks her ancient cruella de ville car is relevant and classy. I can’t ever call you selfish but I’m totally yours. 100%