Sarc

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[aspenwhen]

date idea would you like to watch a youtube short with me

[historicalbookimages]

🐙 Histoire naturelle: Paris: Impr. de A. Lacour, 1835. Original source Image description: Detailed 1835 scientific illustration of an octopus with a mottled red and brown body, eight long arms covered in suction cups, and prominent blue eyes. The image also includes a top-down view showing the arrangement of arms and suckers, a simple line drawing of the octopus’s elongated head and arms, and small shell-like structures. The background is aged cream paper with faint brown spots, labeled with French text indicating the species as “G. Poulpe (Octopus)” and credits to the printer and artist. The illustration highlights anatomical details and textures characteristic of the octopus.

[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[captain-price-returns]

[babushkaat]

garbonzo

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[thefloatingstone]

I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"

[holmoris]

it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord

[targetedknowledge]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[dailycatsblog]

[isagoodcatname]

Boba is a good cat name.

[vivipokedex]

honedge for @redrockbutch :)

[sarroth]

@official-cephaloposts This count?

[official-cephaloposts]

I'm pretty sure that's a sword pokemon that is not canonically part cephalopod but maybe if I reblog it really quietly nobody will notice

official cephalopod post

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[nosfera-tits]

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

[eternalgrey]

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

[cilantrhoes]