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TEXT: TO MR. EVANS

→ MR EVANS: So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?

lmaoharls:

As long as he can change a diaper and feed a baby properly and not a registered child sex offender, then he can watch her all he wants.

He can, I think and he feeds himself fine so? And he is definitely not, he is a guitarist. But yeah, it’s a date?

#ft. lmaoharls

lmaoharls:

I guess I could be interested in a drink if I can find someone to watch my daughter for the night.

I might know a guy? I mean he could use the practice anyways.

#ft. lmaoharls

lmaoharls:

An eight? Alright, I’m okay with that since it’s above average, but I am a little offended I’m only deemed on my looks.

Well, I don’t know you that well, so looks are all I can really judge on... unless you wanna go out and get a drink?

#ft. lmaoharls

evanstothesam:

If my father ever taught me anything, it was to not judge a guy by his penis. Well, my father didn’t say that, but you get the point, right?

I sure do, daddy.

Call me?

#he jst called him daddy #im deleting #ft. evanstothesam

parkerhummel:

I don’t know if I would exactly call that standards, but to each their own.

Why wouldn’t that be standards? I just happen to like bigger dicks... and so do most people.

#ft. parkerhummel

lmaoharls:

Then that’s a different story, but don’t discriminate on penises. That’s like being picky about a girl because of her breast size.

You obviously judge a girl on how she looks not her boobs. That’s why we have the number scale... and you’re an 8.

#ft. lmaoharls

lopezlevi:

They say size doesn’t matter– but it totally does.

Agreed.

#ft. lopezlevi

kvexix:

Also- shallow.

I may be shallow but ... I don’t have a counter argument.

#ft. kvexix

wtfnoahwilde:

I’m obviously out of your league.

Obviously.

#ft. wtfnoahwilde

wtfnowilderose:

Clearly.

What’s that supposed to mean?

#ft. wtfnowilderose

lmaoharls:

Excuse me? Quality, not quantity, always.

No... this dick looks like an innie.

#an asshole^tm #ft. lmaoharls

wtfnowilderose:

And I don’t have a dick, so where does that put me?

Out of my league, clearly.

#this is his way of being cute and loving #ft. wtfnowilderose

Just blocked a guy on twitter for having a small dick. See, I do have standards.

#bttbstart

TEXT : TO DAD

→ Charlie: What? What have you done? Who?

→ DAD: ... i got someone pregnant?

→ DAD: and its

→ DAD: someone

#text.#ft. williamschuester

gabrielopez:

“..I’ve never had a lot of friends, y’know?”

“Who needs friends? They stink!”

#ft. gabrielopez

TEXT : TO DAD

→ DAD: what is it called when you get your best friend pregnant.

#ft. williamschuester #text.

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