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Hi my name is viago! I use he/him or they/them pronouns. I’m a fictive so don’t be weird <333

If youre mutuals with our main blog I would appreciate you tagging references to actors (especially taika waititi & rhys darby) as “viago don’t look” or some variation on that!

Have a bat before you go! (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

thatscountfagula

Also here is my carrd!

#time for a new pinned post

jerseyclown

i once turned into a bat and flew home from the club

fatalisticme

they should've let dean say this when they met the vampire alpha

thatscountfagula

hi

#txt

rockabillywife

How strange it is to be anything at all

sandsvendor100

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

Dacula

Dacula

Dacula

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

ihaveashrinkray

mikkeneko

fangs-4-fags

fagging it up covered in blood

fangs-4-fags

"yours or someone else's?" Can't You Just Be Happy For Me.

toonelemental

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

vamp1r3luv3r-deactivated2024092

creepycrag

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

wizardarchetypes

being a vampire rn is really hard bc of the housing crisis like. older vampires do Not get it. if you were turned in France in 1350 I literally do not want to hear about it from you. do you know how hard it is to lure a young lawyer to your home when you have roommates?? and the roommates aren’t your accursed brides for the record. they’re just some dudes. one of them is a middle school teacher.

not to mention some landlords these days will even just straight up use the basement in the place YOU’RE renting for their own storage?? so you can’t even access the basement so you’re not sleeping in soil down there.

my one friend literally pays $1300 a month for a STUDIO and she just has a bunch of soil in a big plastic tub and she has to sleep with her knees all bent up.

and like at least she can lure artists there pretty easily because it’s like very industrial

but idk. and older vampires will be like “a year of your rent costs more than my entire manor and all of its grounds! why don’t you simply buy an estate?”

yeah dude I don’t doubt that you bought your entire manor and the monastic ruins and its cemetery and the haunted woods for €4,000 in fucking 1708!!! DUH!!! Fuck off

wizardarchetypes