this life is mine

he/him | call me pitpat | 20 | plural | formerly tboy-perpetua

[charbottan]

i regret a lot of things but i dont regret becoming myself

[boydyke-rat]

Unironically garfield is kinda a fat liberation icon and I stand by that

[gracefree]

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

[tax--payer]

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

[swagdinner]

[hegodamask]

"How can I help?" "Turn back the clock. Send everyone home." "How I wish I could make that so. This bombing last night..."

ANDOR S0207 Messenger

[canonically47]

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[polutropos-puppyboy]

@thswrtchdthng

[steelplatedhearts]

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[should-be-sleeping]

[dragonpyre]

Spiderman: Brand New Day was actually a 2 hour documentary on how repressing your emotions will fucking kill you

[dragonpyre]

Do Not Do This

[polutropos-puppyboy]

@strawberriesfields

[xenosagaepisodeone]

tumblr users will be the first population of social media users to be able to lay eggs

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[sobcat]