Rae

🥒Is this a cucumber or a zucchini🥒

[thatshrinkingrae]

Shrinking Rae here, welcome to my blog.

I will be taking questions, I will not be taking catcalls.

I will be rebloging, I will not be tagging every thing.

Thank you for your time.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Every time Rex comes over and sees my neon green fold out couch and my stained brown rug he goes “Damn bitch you live like this?”

And every time, without fail, I feel the desire to both strangle and make out with him.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Queen

Random person

[thatshrinkingrae]

Ever wake up in a state of pure terror?

What do you mean that’s not normal?

[thatshrinkingrae]

Pizza parlors with a build your own pizza menu own my soul. Just got pizza with PESTO sauce at a RESTAURANT.

It was heavenly.

[rex-sploded]

Giving me access to the internet is probably one of the worst things to be given to me.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Nice.

[thatshrinkingrae]

I swear my boyfriend is literally just a hamster.

He’s way too energetic and he’s just a little too violent. He doesn’t sleep at normal hours, and he loves to show off his funky parkour skills.

He’s also probably going to die in the most dramatic way possible.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Love it when people don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about. Like yeah.

Of course you wouldn’t get it!

Hate it when people I like don’t get what I’m talking about. Like no!

You should understand what a mitochondria is!

[thatshrinkingrae]

Gonna try to bake some brownies. Wish me luck.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Burnt.

[thatshrinkingrae]

Gonna try to bake some brownies. Wish me luck.

[thatshrinkingrae]

If Rudy randomly ends up dead just know that I definitely didn’t have anything to do with it.

[coastalcapricorn]

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.

[bootifullyme-deactivated2018080]

!!!

[thatshrinkingrae]

I need to get so small that I can fit in between the molecules. For enrichment.

[rex-sploded]

Who the hell managed to convince you to get a tumblr?

From, @thatshrinkingrae

Holy shit, Rae?!

What, is it that surprising that the coolest hero ever got a silly social media? All the awesome heroes gotta be on lots of platforms, right? Unless they're lame and old school. . . Like ancient, *cough cough* no one specific *cough cough*

. . .

okay maybe i heard about it from someone and got it for shits and giggles. but hey, seems pretty cool so far. how the hell did you get here?

[thatshrinkingrae]

Rex, I’ve been here for years.

Anyway, thanks for helping me finish moving into my new apartment. I really appreciate it.

[rex-sploded]

YEARS?! Damn, have I been missing out. Well, I'm here now and I'm definitely gonna make the most of it! Definitely glad to see a familiar face here!

Ah, don't mention it! If you ever need help with anything else, don't be afraid to send a message. Or call. Both work. ;)

[thatshrinkingrae]

Thanks, I’ll be sure to keep that in mind when I’m trying to pick which throw pillows would look best.

See you around, Rex.

[thatshrinkingrae]

hey rae! welcome to tumblr! i’ve always wondered, do you ever use your shrinking powers outside of fighting bad guys? like, for playing pranks (or actual useful stuff)?

Ah, you know here and there. It’s nice for saving money on things like water because it takes less of it to clean a smaller body.

[rex-sploded]

Who the hell managed to convince you to get a tumblr?

From, @thatshrinkingrae

Holy shit, Rae?!

What, is it that surprising that the coolest hero ever got a silly social media? All the awesome heroes gotta be on lots of platforms, right? Unless they're lame and old school. . . Like ancient, *cough cough* no one specific *cough cough*

. . .

okay maybe i heard about it from someone and got it for shits and giggles. but hey, seems pretty cool so far. how the hell did you get here?

[thatshrinkingrae]

Rex, I’ve been here for years.

Anyway, thanks for helping me finish moving into my new apartment. I really appreciate it.