Sloth Thoughts

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What's in Store for Cosmina & Jacks

Jacks: we need a ...oh god Jacks: is our ship name cocks?

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In An Alternate World...

Jacks: he looks like Anders' older, more attractive, successful cousin

Jacks: his girlfriends don't cry

Jacks: unless it's with ecstasy

On the merits of Sean O'Pry's good looks.

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The Tin Can Challenge

Ft. Hannah Hart & Tyler Oakley

Jacks: I woulda eaten the shit out of the caramel one

Anders: teeth rotty

Jacks: says one half of Joander

Fair point.

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The Prophet Says....

Anders is a cusp here are the ones for his horoscope as written in the Prophet

♍ VIRGO -- According to the alignment of Venus and Neptune, your love life is nonexistent, if only because Venus and Neptune are 169,025,000,000 million miles away from each other. A bit like your relationship.

♎ LIBRA -- Undeniably, your auras are in need of cleansing. So are your clothes, which could be why you might find good fortune after a trip to the robe shop.

............... surprisingly apt.

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On Expedition

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Jacks: Im just done with all of you Anders: lolol you are getting all the strange shares Jacks: RIGHT Jacks: im having this discussion twice-ver Christina J: I'm tempted to one-up all the other weird links being sent to you now. this is a bad challenge Anders: YES Jacks: no Jacks: no Anders: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Jacks: no Christina J: IT'S ON. Jacks: no Jacks: shes also a hufflepuff Jacks: just fun facts Anders: I'm going to bet you have seen this Jacks: those noises Jacks: omg Jacks: also I like that you think i watch turtle porn Jacks: and Charlie with the dark horse Anders: Ahahaha Hufflepuffs love to share Anders: That is what you should be taking away from this Jacks: overshares all of you Christina J: ahahhahaha excellent finders of weird things

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# Pulling a Noah

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Jacks: poor Ari she really needs a nicer guy than Kris Jacks: *looks at* Anders: Like Anders knows how to make a move Jacks: that's why you have Jacks

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man she put up with a lot of shit

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she had two kids with that man

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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

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