I'M SLOWLY SINKING.

ARTHUR ABRAMS Greetings and salutations! The name is Arthur Abrams, I prefer that you call me Artie, to be honest only my mother calls me Arthur, if you're one of my students then it's Mr. Abrams for you. I just turned 24 and I'll be starting a teaching job at McKinley. If you have any questions for me then please don't be afraid to ask, I'll be happy to help you in any way that I can. “The depth of a person’s character is not measured by his or her physical strength, but by the depth of his or her nobility.”

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

I absolutely adore you. Ur posts are simply amazing. What is your frankly.me nickname? Can we be friends there?

I'm so confused. Thanks???

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: It wouldn't be that weird, I'm going to have adults at my party too so it's not like you'd be the only one there that's actually over the legal drinking age!

Artie: I guess it wouldn't be if there are other adults there. Hmmm. Okay then.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Duh?

Artie: I didn't think you were serious. I want to go, but it will be weird and yeah, so. I'm sorry.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Yeah totally, I wouldn't have. So if I could get you in without anyone recognizing you, you'd be able to fit right in!

Artie: Is this your way of inviting me to your party?

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: :P

Sugar: What if you wore a wig and sunglasses the whole time? You don't /look/ that old

Artie: I'm not sure, I think the crane and the arching back would give away my age.

Artie: I know, I mean, if I looked /that/ old. You wouldn't have talked to me, so.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: But youngling sounds like something you'd call a five year old. You /are/ old :P

Sugar: Yeah all my parties are pretty boss.. I wonder if it would be weird to invite a teacher

Sugar: lol thanks :)

Artie: Young woman, stop calling me old.

Artie: I think it would be weird...I mean it'll be filled with students drinking so if a teacher's around well it'll be just awkward.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: I can't call you super old but you're gonna call me a youngling?

Sugar: I know! That's the point!

Sugar: Nah, I think that's just 50th anniversaries that are golden.

Artie: Well you did call me old twice so I'm just returning the favor.

Artie: It's gonna be a super party. I can tell.

Artie: Super Advanced Happy Birthday, Sugar.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Omg yes! Spoby is like my fave part of the show!

Sugar: Deffo not in the grand scheme, but you're still super old.

Sugar: September 18th. My daddy's getting me a god hummer since it's going to be my golden b-day!

Artie: It's the best part of the show. I think I "ship" them as you youngling say it.

Artie: Please stop saying I'm super old. I am feeling the grey hair growing.

Artie: Oh wow. Well, no birthday gift can compare to that one.

Artie: Isn't your /golden/ birthday supposed to be on your 50th?

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Yeah maybe that's it. I just need it to end like..yesterday

Sugar: I'm going to be 18 in a month, that's freaking ancient in comparison.

Sugar: I'd be pissed if it was her too, but I totally think that's who it is.

Artie: End it permanently.

Artie: #SpobyForever

Artie: Okay, well in comparison. I'm that old. But in the grand scheme of things 24 isn't that old.

Artie: When's your birthday?

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: I guess, but that hardly seems like a good enough reason to stay together after 34653343 break ups

Sugar: Exactly how old are you then?

Sugar: I'm soo sure it's Aria

Artie: Maybe they just love each other so much that they are blind at the fact that their relationship is just toxic, dysfunctional and has to end. Permanently.

Artie: 24. It's not that old.

Artie: I'd be pissed if it was Aria. But the possibility of her being A is just likely.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Yup

Sugar: Totally, and I have no idea Aria is so freaking obessed with him

Sugar: Yeah, but you're like old and most guys don't watch it. Even when they do find any of the liars hot.

Artie: Maybe because they were both into literature?

Artie: For the second time, I am not /that/ old.

Artie: I wanna know who A is, okay?

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Yeah totally, it's not like I'll show or tell anyone anything.

Sugar: Good, because I totally hate Ezria. WAIT? how do you know PLL?

Artie: Good. I guess we're safe then.

Artie: Isn't he just the creepiest person ever?

Artie: I watch tv? And I might have a crush on that Spencer girl.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: it's definitely not

Sugar: I dunno. I can try maybe. I really don't wanna be the girl with a crush on her teacher, it's so cliche.

Artie: I think if no one knows we're texting I guess it's okay as long as it's PG-13.

Artie: And I don't want to be the guy who crushes on his students.

Artie: I don't want to be Ezra Fitz 2.0

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: But I don't want to not text you either...

Sugar: Yeah ,you shouldn't quit. I could probably try to transfer classes!

Artie: I don't want to not text you...but this is not ethical, I think.

Artie: You can still?

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: I don't want you to either. But you're my teacher and it's deffo 50 shades of illegal

Artie: So, maybe we should not text then. At least about not school related topics.

Artie: Or maybe I should just quit.

Artie: I can't quit.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: Mmhmm, I'm pretty sure that's what they all say.But I didn't think you were the type anyway, so I believe you.

Sugar: Yeah, I guess I can't. I'm not enjoying that fact either, trust me. You're way too good a kisser to be old and off limits

Artie: I don't want to be off limits.

[thatsmrabramstoyou]

Text ✉ Artie

Sugar: First teaching job or not, you're still definitely WAY older than I am.

Sugar: No, you're my teacher that I kissed at a fair while I was under the impression I could actually date you. Respect is totes off the table now.

Artie: Way to make a guy feel ancient.

Artie: I don't usually pry on younger girls just putting that out there.

Artie: I guess you can't date me now, huh. Not that I'm enjoying that fact again.