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beyknowles

Oh yeah, I bet it sucks to be you right now.

sapatonismo

adrianricker

I love drawing cute scenes.

lochichichi

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

henry-cavill

The Warrior. The Myth. The Wonder.

v-a-g-i-t-t-a-r-i-u-s

dinahlances

I think I am Princess Leia and Princess Leia is me. It’s like a Moebius strip tease. - Carrie Fisher

If "Carol" took place in Canada

#carol #canada #kathleen wynne #lgbt #LGBT leaders #gay women channel #the gay women channel #kate blanchett #rooney mara

beyknowles

You never did.

crazyintheeast

Themyscira, sex and love

Let’s talk about Themyscira and just how different their society would be when it comes to sex and love

First of all as we saw there is no taboo on nudity. The naked body is not considered a big thing. Things like scars and skills in battle are quite considered a far sexier thing then nudity could ever be

Second it’s very likely that due to their immortality and isolation from the rest of the world long term romantic relationships live side with with polyamourous ones as well as casual sex Which brings me to Diana….the only child on the entire island. Literally every single Amazon on the island would have known her since she was a tiny baby,.

Her fighting skills would be decades if not centuries behind the other Amazons, her skin would be flawless and barely have any scars on it and her muscles while adequate were nothing to really write home about. By the standards of Amazonian society she would probably be the least sexually attractive Amazon on the island. So imagine teenage Diana with her hormones raging, reading all night about the pleasure of the flesh and trying cringe worthy attempts to flirt with the other Amazonian warriors. And nothing works so frustrated she puts all her energy into her training until one day years later…she beats Antiope in a training match. The very same night she gets asked out by three Amazonians and suddenly Diana is finally the new hot thing in town and she is loving it TL;DR: To the outside world Diana is the most attractive woman in the universe in Themyscira she was an awkward skinny nerd who couldn’t get laid for decades

elenadolerini-deactivated201706

Where is the lie

mswyrr-deactivated20181203

there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

hagar-972

#from what I gather from my israeli friends this level of physical contact is normal in their culture

Ayup.

witchbltch-deactivated20240101

p-arker

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

nightcoremoon

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

slitherpunk

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

anthonystqrk

😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️

theholtzbertcorner-blog

thebestoftumbling

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

peachblossom-odyssey

Can anyone provide a translation? I kinda wanna know what he’s saying.

jucbw

Dad: Wait a little bit, it’s just this tip here. Can you wait please?

{Baby cries Dad laughs}

Dad: My love, wait! {laughs} wa- wait! Wait.

[tries again, baby cries, he laughs}

Dad: Ok. Wait, okay? Without crying, okay? Wait.

[Baby screams, he looks up laughing]

Dad: (laughing) You scared me! Wait, I’m just going to cut off the little tip. Oh sweet jesus what a riot. Okay wait, just the little tip. {baby fake cries} Okay, stay calm. Wait, just stay calm.

[baby cries again]

Dad [laughs]: Oh no.Okay wait, wait, just the little tip.

[He fails, they both laugh]

@a-greatbig-bottleof-fuck

surprisebitch

this is the true definition of “risk-taking”

sharmenthelword

coalitionclexa

Probably one of my favourite things that’s happened this year is when these two girls went on the Australian version of ‘The Bachelor’ to win over a guy named Richie..