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stop the evil PRESIDENT SHINRA and destroy the MAKO REACTORS that are POLLUTING the PLANET! . “We’re not terrorists, we’re just good ordinary people doing what any good ordinary person does when corruption and evil have taken over!” -Tifa Lockhart, noted terrorist leader of terrorist group Avalanche, wanted for dealing millions of gil of damage to Shinra Corporation property. Orders are to Shoot on Sight! No mercy given to antifa terrorists! Uh, I mean, Avalanche terrorists! We’re Shinra talking about Avalanche. Definitely not satire on the united states president declaring antifa as terrorists. Nope. This is a Final Fantasy 7 reference.

[nightcoremoon]

The Big O Roger somehow looks like President Michael Wilson, Bruce Wayne, and Phoenix Wrong, all at the same time

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[velvetvexations]

I saw a TERF complaining about how people ship canon lesbians with men by headcanoning the latter as transfem, so here's your weekly reminder that you can actually ship anyone with anyone for any reason. It's all made-up. Those people aren't real. Their sexuality doesn't exist and you are as free to define it according to your whims as any other part of the fictional construct you're engaging with. People constraining your art with their desires and demanding you only make that which pleases them is fascist bullshit.

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

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[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[toydrill]

i need people on this website to stop being scared of the n word like i seriously need white people especially on this website to stop being scared of following black people who say nigga or songs that say nigga or movies or books or essays or whatever.

like why is it that it is easier for some of you on this website to become acclimated to the queer people around you reclaiming slurs like faggot or dyke but as soon as a black blogger has the GALL to say nigga you start getting scared because for some weird reason the concept of someone around you using a word they have the right to use and you do not scares you? GROW UP

[toydrill]

to be honest i think some of you are just afraid of someone around you using a word that very bluntly makes you think about the fact that you (YES YOU, WHITE PERSON!) descend from people that benefitted off of killing and raping and exploiting black people on a mass scale (and this goes for non-american white people too i have no idea why people from european countries do not think this applies to them. my grandparents were born in an english colony... when it was still a colony!!!!! there are places that are still being colonized RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!)

[toydrill]

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[nightcoremoon]

so apparently white folks are refusing to engage with black content creators who are comfortable with using the n word

that’s fucking cringe bro

black folks have just as much right to say the n word as i have the right to say the f word, and the double standard is absolutely bonkers. it’s blatant segregationism, which is of course racist. just because you don’t say slurs doesn’t mean you’re exempt from performing racist behaviors. it’s just not enough to not do outwardly cruel things, you actually have to talk to- and listen to- black people from a wide variety of cultures and upbringings, some of which may include, yes, saying the n word. and if hearing that word damages your fragile little delicate sensibilities, you, white teenager who’s never worried about getting shot by cops, white teenager who’s never been called a slur before, white teenager who has never and will NEVER be genuinely truly hurt by a slur that’s historically served to place you on a pedestal, you are not in any position to censor the people around you from saying that word ESPECIALLY when they’re the only people who can. thirty years ago johnny cochrane gave us a perfect response to that stupid shit upon which i will deliver in the vocabulary i have been allowed to use. bitch please.

watch black content creators who use the n word.

listen to music by black folks who use the n word.

watch movies by black folks who use the n word.

read books and play games and buy from businesses owned by black folks who use it.

it’s not gonna kill you to hear it. fuck this pansy ass victim complex that’s risen from the ashes of slightly left of center hand wringing about the shit that isn’t our business to worry about the nuanced logistics of. stop being such a whiny little bitch and listen to some snoop dmx or busta or something

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[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[forgamers]

Physic in this game is outstanding!

[potatowitch]

PLEASE unmute this

[bard-irl]

Audio Description: Man getting hit with arrows to the beat of Mr Blue Sky by ELO

[frraum]

the vibe

[nightcoremoon]

grace ashcroft, aromantic queen?

[nightcoremoon]

remember kids, pop music is good actually, unless people who are a decade older than you like it in which case it’s unlistenable boomer slop

[newsaspirenetwork]

Grammacrackers: 81-year-old Minecraft streamer GrammaCrackers swatted during cancer fundraiser stream

Sue Jacquot, better known online as GrammaCrackers, was reportedly swatted while doing a long Minecraft livestream to help raise money for her grandson’s cancer treatment. The 81-year-old Twitch streamer has been live for more than fifteen days trying to beat Minecraft without ending the stream. Her challenge quickly gained attention online because many viewers were touched by her effort to help…

Grammacrackers: 81-year-old Minecraft streamer GrammaCrackers swatted during cancer fundraiser stream

[nightcoremoon]

so we’re all gonna draw and quarter the fucker who swatted gramma crackers right?

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police

[atanerrum]

some kind of sketch-doodle-artwork of bayonetta i've been picking at since 2024, i don't know anymore what i was trying to accomplish with it

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EDWARD FURLONG & ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER // Terminator 2: Judgment Day, directed by James Cameron (19/∞)