Sexy Unicorns

Caitlin's Random Thought of the Day: You didn't actually expect me to update this every day did you?

[givemeinternet]

[givemeinternet]

[wellwhatthehellme]

rb this first

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[lazinessessoverloaded]

Yes please

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[lazinessessoverloaded]

Yes please

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[ithelpstodream]

[reallystellacadente]

Burger Queen.

[angryinkeddrunk]

THIS IS QUALITY

[nunyabizni]

The Sex Pistols tho

[dm-clockwork-dragon-old]

Somehow, I feel like she’s in on this.

[boredpanda]

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

[amateur]

#TeamChocolateChip

[pocblog]

[pocblog]

[aalyssaa017]

💀💀💀💀

[yourfavsb]

If that’s the case you die to oatmeal raisin

[victorious]

[sourceof-happiness]

He don’t even like raisins 😂

[victorious]

[ruinedchildhood]

Tumblr detectives. What kinda cookies are these. 🤔

[shes-too-addictive]

FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😷

[victorious]

[tfry1440]

This was a journey 😂😂😂

[untitled10917]

I love this whole thread

[tonynoneya]

but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!

[ruinedchildhood]

[retrosoulz]

This is gold.

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[sheegahnissuhyo]

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[ellijahwood]

[emporest]

this film was a masterpiece

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[dodgyegg-deactivated20180427]

ITS BACK MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE IS BACK

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do