Max

do i post aesthetics?? memes?? shitposts?? idk man you tell me

[pickleston]

[emospacekid]

when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used to this

[thatssickman]

Harry Dares Draco That He Can't Get Someone To Serve Him Liqour

harry: on a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you?

draco: *looking up with sleepy eyes abd messy hair* *droopy grin* hehe... 69 *burts into a fit of giggles*

harry, while draco is laughing and leaning on him: yup time for bed

draco: *high fives self*

[oomshi]

If any of you ‘startle’ me you’re getting blocked

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bb-gr8]

few things in my life are more frustrating than watching this creature that I’ve raised since she was a hatchling fail so monumentally at the simple act of EATING SOMETHING PLACED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

[doeofdevotion]

she’s doing her best

[maryjblige]

View this post on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/p/BF88LOyBv5S/

[pest-bot]

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just 100% canon !” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life  

[albrrtbot]

is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies

[pest-bot]

If I had a dollar for every time shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it. Where does one obtain the succ.

[bxtros-deactivated20161223]

these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…

[bugfucko-deactivated20181003]

i thought i was having a stroke

[moshimoshisempai]

[thatssickman]

Them: motherfucker

Me, an intellectual: Oedipus

[goldenpaint]

I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course

[rinasaurusrex]

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

[mx-inactive-deactivated20211028]

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

[rinasaurusrex]

oh.

[thatssickman]

ah yes how do we get rid of air resistance again

[loblawdogblog]

[hptrash-deactivated20171024]

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

[doggykittyeverywhere]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

[caecilius24]