What If the World Was Crazy And I Was Sane

I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore. I'm a dancing queen. And i know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile. I wasnt jealous before we met, now every girl is a potential threat. Is there a man out there? someone to hear my prayer. Gimmie Gimmie a man after midnight. If you change your mind, Im first in line honey im still free, take a chance on me <3

[awesome-picz]

Two Dogs Get A New Puppy And Now They’re The Best Sleeping Buddies Ever.

[mymodernmet]

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

[likeloveadore]

I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

[lomasdope]

You still gotta flirt with her, even if she’s your girl.

[mvcsvi-deactivated20170807]

after she falls in love don’t get lazy bruh. modify the things you did to get her, to keep her.

[centronorth]

[dwelldreamer]

I never understood why a girl is always suppose to be that ride or die chick that stays with a man and helps him build and become the man she deserves but a guy is never told to stay with a woman while she finds herself. A guy will always look for that perfect woman but we are suppose to settle for a building project?! Fuck that.

[awesome-picz]

Animals Sleeping Anywhere.

[galtx]

Whipped cream, anyone?

[anarchapella]

Almost enough dogs

[professorspork]

#SO MANY POLITE HORSES AND ONE POLITE PUPPER

[dumdolly]

I love that the fourth one needs whipped cream squirted on his nose in order for him to realize that he wants it

[smokinbyelevn]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.

Isaiah Henkel (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[corgis-everywhere]

[sardonicznie]

[actualdogvines]

possible new friend???!!

[rodiya]

Literally my reaction everytime Piper tries to be tough

[idonttakemycontactsout]

[monstermotivation-dotcom]

Cancel your pity party. Pull yourself together and take total ownership for everything in your life.

(via thatkindofwoman)