Well, why don't you care about the Great Diamond Authority? Those alien gemstones are GODS. And Pink Diamond is the outlier diamond who just wants fun. Seriously, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I ship Pink Diamond with you.
“ BUDDY, THEY ARE JUST BIG ROCKS. AND THE SMALL PINK ONE IS JUST LIKE A IMMATURE CHILD.”
he takes a sip from a weird looking glass.










