Hi! My name is Steven!

/ Indie and Mutual Blog for the character Steven from Steven Universe! /

[cookiecatcrystal]

/ so, this account has been rather active huh?

[cookiecatcrystal]

“I feel like all of my responsibilities are slowly killing me.”

[cookiecatcrystal]

/ oh boy, new episodes to watch.

[cookiecatcrystal]

“aeou.”

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[allthatdivides]

bls

[mpleaff]

OwO

[stevinel-is-life]

I WANT ASKS!!! 😆

[starribyte]

come at me bro 👌

[volleykirty]

Lol I still haven’t even gotten the Gordon Ramsay but I’m trying this anyways send me love anon

[cuddlycharlotty]

Same.

[cookiecatcrystal]

Same x2

[cookiecatcrystal]

/ i feel like doing a mains call soon- aaaaaa

[drunk-cyclops-deactivated202002]

“Oh please, Santa isn’t real. If he is real then why didn’t he even come by when i was waiting for Pink for 6000 years?”

[cookiecatcrystal]

“Well he probably just missed you at the garden Spinel.” He says to Spinel, before placing his hands inside of his jacket’s pockets.

[cookiecatcrystal]

"Uuuuuuhhhhmmm... Yeeeah. This is awkward and I owe you an explanation please do not freak out" (abysstears

“Woah— you two are fused again?”

[cittamemes]

Anon or not I'd like to hear your thoughts on how I play my character! Critiques as well as good points welcome!

[cookiecatcrystal]

/ OK YALL WHAT THE FUCK-

[cookiecatcrystal]

> testing an icon style--

[vainpink-blog]

                    ✿ — ❝      OH,   HOW   I   LONG   TO   SEE   THAT   DAY.     ❞

THIS WON’T SHOW IN THE TAGS YET, BUT PLEASE LIKE OR REBLOG IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN WRITING WITH A BRAND SPANKING NEW PINK PEARL BLOG OF STEVEN UNIVERSE.

                                                              RULES

[weaselsmuses-aa]

cookiecatcrystal‌:

“ＮＯ!” He screamed as the floor started to shake with such force as it blasts a small crater into the floor under him, as it was enough to throw a simple gem off balance. 

You cant stop the strobe Spinel.

On the ground or not, spinel was determined to stop this EYE TORTURE from continuing any longer.

“STEVEN YA BETTA’ STOP FLASHIN AND FIGHTIN WITH YOURSELF BEFORE YA LITERALLY EXPLODE.”

  “THIS AINT NORMAL AND YOU SOUND LIKE YER FRENCHIN A KAZOO.”

[cookiecatcrystal]

He’d stop strobing, now staring at the stretchy gem that was on the fucking ground, as he was getting sudden flashbacks of THIS.  

He then grabbed her by the leg, as he threw her down a random hill just to make it even.

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[weaselsmuses-aa]

cookiecatcrystal‌:

HE WOULD CLENCH HIS FIST.

“𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 ℕ𝕆𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕖, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕞.”

“ INSIGNIFICANT!?”

        “ I AM THE CLOSEST THING YA EVER GONNA GET TO A REAL LIFE SISTER AND THE BEST ONE YOU’D EVER HAVE MIGHT I ADD!!”

           She was too busy yelling and shaking her hands to notice….

     “ AND STOP FLASHIN. ITS MAKIN YER’ VOICE SOUND ALL WEIRD!!!! THE HELL ARE YOU? PART ROBOT!?”

[cookiecatcrystal]

“ＮＯ!” He screamed as the floor started to shake with such force as it blasts a small crater into the floor under him, as it was enough to throw a simple gem off balance. 

You cant stop the strobe Spinel.

[weaselsmuses-aa]

cookiecatcrystal‌:

weaselsmuses‌:

“I’M GOING BLIND ‘ERE STEVIE!!!”

           “ FOR FUCKS SAKE TURN YER’ STROBE FUNCTION OFF.”

“𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕖, 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕝.”

“ THE STROBE IS BAD NUFF’ WITHOUT YOU FUCKIN’ SCREAMIN AT YOUR SELF AND ROLLIN’ AROUND LIKE YA NEED AN EXORCIST.”

[cookiecatcrystal]

HE WOULD CLENCH HIS FIST.

“𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 ℕ𝕆𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕖, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕞.”

[weaselsmuses-aa]

“I’M GOING BLIND ‘ERE STEVIE!!!”

           “ FOR FUCKS SAKE TURN YER’ STROBE FUNCTION OFF.”

[cookiecatcrystal]

“𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕖, 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕝.”