KarkatVantadouche

Decided to take a break from my art to make this Tumblr page... Whatever...

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“Sounds like a pretty shitty situation. Not fucking surprised he hasn’t been around you lately. No offense but you’ve been acting like hormonal pregnant woman.” Karkat sneers as Dave’s head meets with the wall several times. “Mind not leaving a dent in my wall with your cement skull?”

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“Well I’m trying to make everything right again….” He sighed, rubbing his now red forehead. 

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He rolls his eyes exaggeratedly. "I'm sure. You fucking suck at romance then. I don't even want to know what goes through your head on a daily basis."

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“Ha right! You hate being single and we all know it!” Karkat blurts out his words without thinking. “Fucking hell. Forget I said that.” He scribbles furiously against his notebook paper.

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Nepeta opened her mouth to say something, but closed it again.  It was true, she hated being single, and even more she hated actually still liking her ex, a lot. She couldn’t deal with this, why did she still care? He was an idiot right? So she shouldn’t care! 

“J-just shut up.” Was all she could manage. 

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Anger began to bubble up in Karkat's stomach. "Bet you would like that wouldn't you. Too fucking bad for me I was stupid enough to break up with you. Isn't that right? I hope your cat fucking claws you in the face because you deserve it more than anyone I know." He hissed out to himself, not really brave, or stupid, enough to say it outright to Nepeta's face.

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OOC message

Hey everyone I know I've been super absent for the group and i'm sorry about that.

I'm putting this blog on a short hiatus from now though (about 3 weeks) because I have to finish up finals, move in a week, and then I will be in Chicago for a week.

Hopefully when I come back I'll be super ready to write and get some douche-yness stirred up and going!

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Karkat throws his arms up and rolls his eyes. “Jeez! What is this a fucking soap opera? Either forgive him or forget him. I don’t certainly don’t want him. Rose will be happy to take him off your hands for you I’m sure.” He narrows his eyes in Dave’s direction. “I’m just as much his friend as yours. If you don’t start taking better care of him. Shit. I’ll TELL Rose to fucking take him.”

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Dave let out a small sigh, letting his back slide down the wall. “I’m trying to apologize to him, but I don’t even know where he is nowadays.” Dave rubbed his forehead before turning around, repeatedly banging his head on the wall.  

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"Sounds like a pretty shitty situation. Not fucking suprised he hasn't been around you lately. No offense but you've been acting like hormonal pregnant woman." Karkat sneers as Dave's head meets with the wall several times. "Mind not leaving a dent in my wall with your cement skull?"

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Nepeta rolled her eyes, why hadn’t Karkat moved seats, it’s not like she was going to… Ok, maybe she just wanted to be by him more, but that didn’t matter. “Hey” She said gruffly. 

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Opening his notebook to a random page, Karkat starts to doodle in the margins. “So uh.. How are things?”

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“Fine,” Nepeta mused, “Single and loving it”

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"Ha right! You hate being single and we all know it!" Karkat blurts out his words without thinking. "Fucking hell. Forget I said that." He scribbles furiously against his notebook paper.

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Karkat threw his stuff down at his desk and was a little surprised his ex-girlfriend hadn’t chosen to move seats after their messy break up.

“Hey Nepeta..” He lets his words trail off quietly as he sits down and keeps himself from looking up at her.

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Nepeta rolled her eyes, why hadn’t Karkat moved seats, it’s not like she was going to… Ok, maybe she just wanted to be by him more, but that didn’t matter. “Hey” She said gruffly. 

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Opening his notebook to a random page, Karkat starts to doodle in the margins. "So uh.. How are things?"

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Karkat threw his stuff down at his desk and was a little surprised his ex-girlfriend hadn't chosen to move seats after their messy break up.

"Hey Nepeta.." He lets his words trail off quietly as he sits down and keeps himself from looking up at her.

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=> Be Suprised

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Karkat clutches at his chest dramatically. “Thank fuck! Now tell your crazy cousin that too!”

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Dave slightly pushes Karkat off.

“Yea. No problem. I will make sure that I tell her so she can torture me instead of you.”

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He grumbles at Dave. "Damn. Watch what you're fucking doing. Good. The chick is crazy. I dunno what goes on in her head cause it's not sanity. that's for damn sure."

He rolls his wrists around cracking them.

"What do you want to do now? I don't feel like going to class."

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=> Be Suprised

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“But it’s that fucking simple. How else do you want me to say it?”

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“Uhh.. I don’t know! You could make vomit motions and say you don’t want to kiss me?? I mean. You DON’T. Right?” He gave Dave a incredulous look.

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“Eww, fuck no. For all I know you could have cooties.”

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Karkat clutches at his chest dramatically. "Thank fuck! Now tell your crazy cousin that too!"

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How much do you love your Bee?

My "Bee"?

If you mean Sollux then that's none of your business anon. But a fucking lot okay?

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“Maybe. Maybe not. What’s it to you? Thought you were done with his dork-y ass?”

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“He’s not a dork!” He huffed before crossing his arms. He turned his head the the other direction, keeping his arms folded on his chest. “Even if he was, he was my dork,” 

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Karkat throws his arms up and rolls his eyes. "Jeez! What is this a fucking soap opera? Either forgive him or forget him. I don't certainly don't want him. Rose will be happy to take him off your hands for you I'm sure." He narrows his eyes in Dave's direction. "I'm just as much his friend as yours. If you don't start taking better care of him. Shit. I'll TELL Rose to fucking take him."

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I believe i have many scary people in my life.

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What?? I’m not scary!! Am I?

Shit.

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Not that scary! Not scarier than Aradia!

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I.. Whatever!!

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“Ugh. It’s fine Dave. It’s not that big of a deal. Couldn’t quit gaming till I kicked Sollux’s ass in at least one game. It took a while.” He snorts amusedly.

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“I see….So uh…..talk to John recently?”

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"Maybe. Maybe not. What's it to you? Thought you were done with his dork-y ass?"

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=> Be Suprised

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Karkat slapped Dave hard on the shoulder.

“Shut the fuck up! It’s a magic albino thing okay?! And it’s not like you would wanna kiss me either so don’t even say it like that!” He whisper-shouted through his sweater, refusing to look in Dave’s direction.

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“But it’s that fucking simple. How else do you want me to say it?”

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"Uhh.. I don't know! You could make vomit motions and say you don't want to kiss me?? I mean. You DON'T. Right?" He gave Dave a incredulous look.

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thatvantascreep replied to your post: -touches butt- yesssss

Fucking anon!! I’m going to find you and hurt you.

Casually backs away because his Boyfriend will rage a lot.

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GET BEHIND ME SOLLUX. I’m going to smack this anon around a few times!!

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I believe i have many scary people in my life.

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What?? I'm not scary!! Am I?

Shit.

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“If you wanna talk then talk Dave.” Karkat states while pouring himself a glass of water. “I’m not pissed anymore I’m just tired as fuck.”

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"Oh...well I can just go home." He frowned, not meaning to disturb him

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"Ugh. It's fine Dave. It's not that big of a deal. Couldn't quit gaming till I kicked Sollux's ass in at least one game. It took a while." He snorts amusedly.

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thatvantascreep replied to your post: -touches butt- yesssss

Fucking anon!! I’m going to find you and hurt you.

Casually backs away because his Boyfriend will rage a lot.

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GET BEHIND ME SOLLUX. I'm going to smack this anon around a few times!!