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De-douche Day

John quirked an eyebrow. “You just spontaneously went to Vriska’s house because you felt like it?” He rolled his eyes. “I don’t think so. Something’s up.”

“There is something up and it’s called the ceiling.”

“Dave, I swear to God,” John groaned. “I don’t see why you can’t just TELL me.”

"Because..." Fuck distraction,distraction, think of a fucking distraction! From there his mind went on auto pilot. He started walking closer to John and leaned in a little. He lifted up his glasses and placed them on his head.

"...I really like you and I don't want to do anything to hurt you," he said in a low voice. 'Fuck everything', he thought and pressed his lips onto John's.

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“Umm, weeeeeeelll…” Dave scratched the back of his head and gave out a somewhat nervous sigh.

“I just went over to, ummm…Vriska’s place. You know. Being friends and all.”

John quirked an eyebrow. “You just spontaneously went to Vriska’s house because you felt like it?” He rolled his eyes. “I don’t think so. Something’s up.”

"There is something up and it's called the ceiling."

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“Yes. I really truly do.”

"Umm, weeeeeeelll..." Dave scratched the back of his head and gave out a somewhat nervous sigh.

"I just went over to, ummm...Vriska's place. You know. Being friends and all."

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John groaned. “Was is so important that it couldn’t have waited until I left?” he asked.

“…Just some stuff,” he mumbled.

“You’re gonna have to fill me in a little more there, pal.” He crossed his arms.

"Come on dude, do you really have to know?"

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“Sorry for being spontaneously sketchy. It just so happens that I needed to tell someone something.” he said with a small shrug.

John groaned. “Was is so important that it couldn’t have waited until I left?” he asked.

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"...Just some stuff," he mumbled.

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John laughed quietly, almost nervously. “I uh… I was just keeping myself entertained.” He started to take the scarves off. “So what did you leave for? How did it go?”

“Well I just went to go visit a…friend. It went well I guess.”

He rolled his eyes. “You’re being oh so informative, Dave.” He draped the scarves around Dave’s shoulders. “It’s all pretty sketchy, you just rushing off to see a friend spontaneously, leaving me here in YOUR house by myself.”

"Sorry for being spontaneously sketchy. It just so happens that I needed to tell someone something." he said with a small shrug.

“Sup.”

“Oh you know a lot of things. Like the ceiling, the sky, fuck you name it. What’s up with you though?”

“You suck, you know that.”

"Well that's nice to know."

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“I’m down with idle chit chat.”

“Sup.”

"Oh you know a lot of things. Like the ceiling, the sky, fuck you name it. What's up with you though?"

#dontcallmeatcat

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Dave gave him a blank stare, blinked a few times, and let out the deepest of fucking sighs. He wasn’t even gonna question this moment in time.

“You do realize that me giving a shit on why your like this is only futile to my brain.”

John laughed quietly, almost nervously. “I uh… I was just keeping myself entertained.” He started to take the scarves off. “So what did you leave for? How did it go?”

"Well I just went to go visit a...friend. It went well I guess."

Ay! I’m on, any one want to talk.