You Ruined That Dude's Face

Story writer (FF.net That Was Real Subtle Bentley, Wattpad RealSubtleBentley), nerd, gamer - happy to take TWDG requests!

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

Yeet, Chapter 8′s been up for a day or so now

[neuters]

i need both of these now

[lesbianmichelmishina]

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

[setheverman]

this is the EXACT kind of knowledge i absolutely had no idea i so badly needed

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Some of y'all are about to be real mad at me, but it must be said

Some of you don’t know that communication is the key to any healthy relationship and it shows. Your partner shouldn’t have to play Sherlock Holmes and piece together a million hints whenever you have something to say- you should be able to communicate with them about your needs and desires. Stop getting mad at your partners for not deciphering some cryptic ass clues you’re giving them. If you’re really that hesitant to talk to them, maybe you shouldn’t be together in the first place. Y'all need to learn how to TALK to your partners and be transparent with them.

[renjolras]

Wouldn’t have expected that some of the most real relationship advice on this website would come from someone calling themselves homo-sex-shoe-whale but there you go

Respect

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

My Savior, My Lifeline | Telltale's The Walking Dead: The Final Season - Chapter 4 - The River (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/NukYBpWVRW Alex was alone when Clementine found her and since then they've been through hell, until an unfortunate incident separates them. When Clementine arrives at Ericson's Boarding School, who would have imagined she would find her long-lost companion here? With the threat of the raiders looming over them, she realizes she has feelings for Alex, but will their reunion be short-lived?[Cross-posted on Fanfiction.net]

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

louis: tomorrow is trash day, you know what that means

violet, turning to marlon: its time for you to go

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

okay, I’ve finally got free time to work on my fics... I am so sorry for neglecting everything, more TWDG stuff coming soon!

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

[bysaestyl]

these shitty ass adults in s2 of the walking dead game:  how DARE you let a strange man in the house we didn’t lock! god you’re such a shitty kid! everything is YOUR fault!

clementine, age 11, who is very small and under a lot of stress and apparently has more of a brain than 7 adults put together:

[bysaestyl]

these adults like ten minutes later who apparently have no idea how to talk to a kid and have never figured out what a fucking therapist is: anyway lets dump our emotional baggage on you even though we’ve known you for like a day 

clementine:

[bysaestyl]

these idiot bastard dumbass adults: hey can you parkour to the top of this tower and also search this abandoned building for food even though theres a good chance theres a zombie inside

clementine:

[myrrglosch-deactivated20250403]

SHE DIDNT EVEN GET HER FUCKIN CHICKEN NUGGET

[superstormduck]

I had to do it

[walkingreadytobedeady]

Aasim knows the entire song We Didn’t Start the Fire cause it’s full of nerd stuff and the word fire

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

Alternatively, Louis sings it to annoy him

[apocalypsebi]

Aasim taught him it because Louis said he was interested in learning but he quickly regrets it

[walkingreadytobedeady]

Aasim knows the entire song We Didn’t Start the Fire cause it’s full of nerd stuff and the word fire

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

Alternatively, Louis sings it to annoy him

[walkingreadytobedeady]

*Mumbling* Some guy, some place, US state, another guy, some chick, movie, national crisis, WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE

[walkingreadytobedeady]

Aasim knows the entire song We Didn’t Start the Fire cause it’s full of nerd stuff and the word fire

[thatwasrealsubtlebentley]

Alternatively, Louis sings it to annoy him

[akilice]

Minerva: NEVERMIND THE DARKNESS-

Also Minerva: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-

@clouis-loumentine There you go.

[walkingreadytobedeady]

Aasim knows the entire song We Didn’t Start the Fire cause it’s full of nerd stuff and the word fire

[ayeekay]

.:: Clementine ::. by Takamin

[clementinegif]

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[rosetintedbeanie]

clementinegif:

Uh, so this is some dialogue from when Reggie and Carver are chatting whilst Clem and Sarah were sent outside and I’M SO CONFUSED.

[lees-sweetpea]

Imagine Javi accidentally calling Clementine ‘Mariana’ one time.