My mother is the Republic

26, deaf, Canadian, living that disillusioned teacher life. When I’m not working I crack jokes and obsess over fictional dead French revolutionaries. Don’t say you weren’t warned...

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[radical--softness-deactivated20]

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

[ratchellectual-deactivated20230]

One of my former students, Danielle McLarty, shared this with me, and I honestly lost it 😭😩.

[afeelgoodblog]

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

[soul-hammered]

politics brain poisoning is bad because i first read this and thought “i can’t believe they’d prevent the deer from going on strike”

[chicks1023]

https://variety.com/2021/music/news/britney-spears-conservatorship-termination-court-hearing-1235110694/

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Terminated After 13 Years, Finally Giving Freedom to Pop Star

Britney Spears’ conservatorship has been terminated after 13 years, a California court has determined. Friday’s hearing marked the most pivo

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

[ruinedchildhood]

[paintingispoetry]

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[blssmjpg]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

[guerrillatech]

[patterns-pets]

Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something

[somecutething]

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

Reblogging for that ^ contribution

[osh-osh-oshawott]

if you’re a careful driver capable of making very quick decisions in the summertime though, it isn’t horrible. i still REALLY don’t recommend it!!!!’

[221b-alovestory]

Those we lost in 2021: Una Stubbs remembered by Martin Freeman

The actor recalls his Sherlock co-star, a doyenne of British TV whose youthful, no-nonsense energy and humour were irresistible

This is so sweet and heartfelt ♥️♥️ . Martin really loved her 🥺

[peppermintquartz]

it's time for ✨GLAM SALSA✨

[galaksanas-deactivated20220922]

Mama?

[afronerdism]

Saw a post that said “Not every person you dislike is a narcissist and not every unpleasant experience is trauma” and a lot of you needed to hear that.